The banter years

[there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724]

1 minute ago, OneDavidCooper said:

Ian Black, Ross Perry, John Daly and Darren Cole playing for Rangers. Enough said.

Ross Perry "getting injured" in the cup game against Dundee Hivs.

[there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724]

Just remembered another belter:

Chris Graham finally getting his blazer then lasting about 24 hours before having to resign. 

[scottyc06 5,343]

WHERE'S THE DEEDS?????

 

In all honesty though, although it was an absolute abortion of a period in our history, some of the best away days iv had following Rangers were in the last 5 years. Away from the actual footballing side of things of course.

[With Heart and Hand 8,949]

Guy from he radio calling Brechin Citys manager pretending to be Charles Green saying they should both be the mascots for the opening game

Charles Greens Christmas video

Signing Kris Boyd again

Us selling Champions merchandise after winning div 3

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15 minutes ago, scottyc06 said:

WHERE'S THE DEEDS?????

 

In all honesty though, although it was an absolute abortion of a period in our history, some of the best away days iv had following Rangers were in the last 5 years. Away from the actual footballing side of things of course.

rule of thumb

 

If you can remember them then you didn't truly enjoy them ?

[wully 22,651]

Stenhousemuir striker John Gemmell calling Ally McCoist a prick on twitter only for McCoist to shake his hand after the game.

[LiviGer 647]

Raith missing a penalty in the last minute with us 3-2 up about to win the Championship and then we still manage to concede an equaliser to make us wait 

[ForeverAndEver 46,565]

Guidetti claiming he'll get a hat trick, at Hampden, and the only thing he'll be remember for is this picture

[Brian Fantana 23,653]

Did a fans group not make Charles green an honorary member? 

[DrLaudrup 1,909]

2 hours ago, SwallowsHisOwnSpunk said:

Never realised jut how much bad/mental shit has happened to us over the last 5 odd years it's beyond belief, you can't help but laugh otherwise you will cry.

Same...I found myself laughing reading this, even though it is awful. Makes you realise how bad things were and how great it is to be back. I remember first going to Ibrox as a boy early in 9IAR and my dad saying that it wasn't always like this and there were bad times. Back then I would never have imagined what would have happened to us. In future hopefully I can tell my son the same. Much as we bicker on here this has brought us together and shows how amazing our Club is.  

[BlueThunder 5,139]

1 hour ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

What was allys username on here again, bluepeter9 or something like that wasn't it

TravelingWilBEARy fucking off from here after it was rumoured that pictures of his maw and sister were doing the rounds

What's this? I hadn't realised he had left. Bob Dylan avatar? Always liked his posts.

Edit: I see he hasn't been here in almost 3 years. I guess I'm naturally quick to catch on to things.....

[G.E.C. 10,920]

Charles Green wearing an orange top.

[With Heart and Hand 8,949]

Craig Houstons giant telly

and him and his cronies boycotting holding signs saying "Rangers get 5p from every £1 spent in this store" while 3 or 4 of them were wearing the tops they were boycotting against

[Gaz52 11,837]

Lowest point was losing to the worst team in Scotland at the time Stirling Albion, their manager wasn't even there, he was at a wedding. 

Ian Black getting snapped every week in the third division

Oduwa dis-respecting Alloa

The Sandaza sting operation 

Jon Daly being our best striker in D2

Kevin Kyle in a Rangers strip 

Nicky Law arguing with the fans every week

Getting dominated off Forres Mechanics

ESPN apologising on air for the sash-bash down at Berwick  

Any time we had a game live on TV the other team's players full-time occupations would be read out and they'd still dominate us

AGM in Ibrox where fans sold the Copland out

U17's Old Firm atmosphere

Buying an ST for D3 and sitting in the pub until full time 

Watching and laughing at the SPL trying to cope without Rangers - "sell out Saturday" not one single sell out happened

Hibs getting relegated  

Seb Faure putting on 10 stone in 3 days

McCulloch had a clause in his contract that said he must play every game when fit...

Lewis MacLeod making the Scotland squad..

The atmosphere at Ibrox for the play off game we beat Hibs 2-0 was unreal as well as the one we beat them 4-2 in the December

 

Could keep going but I'm getting depressed 

[jackrfc95 4,254]

Nothing will ever top having an AGM in the slam tent.

 

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Staying at 5 star Turnberry hotel the night before we played Stranraer even though we were skint

 

[To Be A Ranger 4,032]

Scoring a late winner against Queens Park at Hampden and every bear bursting into song like we had just won a cup final 

[BearInTheWood 220]

14 hours ago, CoatbridgeBear said:

That kit launch with all them wearing XXXXL shorts ?

That's what happens when you get Kris Boyd's shorts mixed in with yours 

[DBBTB 28,792]

14 hours ago, Bighouse said:

Losing at Stirling Albion even though their manager couldn't be at the game as he was getting married.

This was going to be my shout.

[With Heart and Hand 8,949]

The sheer amount of bevvy consumed i dont think I went to a single game sober all of the 3rd and 2nd divisions

Four hours plus on the bus to some games, two bottles of time before 3 in the afternoon, another 2 on the way home, having to check to see what the score was when you get home because you cant fucking remember the game

Everyone was pished at almost every game in the lower leagues  

Polis pulling buses every away game thinking we're going to riot while playing Montrose

So many pubs in so many wee towns that just completely underestimated what was coming, and just looking at the faces of the barmaids as the whole town was just taken over, and there was hardly any trouble at any of the games was all just friendly drunken banter

 

The football was pish but the 3rd division was one of the best years of my life following Rangers, ill never forget the parts I can remember  

[Gazza1212 1,212]

Having to accept being second to a bunch of jumped up Fenian bastards with ideas above their station about replacing this institution as the country's establishment club.

[With Heart and Hand 8,949]

I dont get this "establishment" club stuff when folk say we were the Establishment club, The first time I heard the term used was 6 or 7 years ago from paranoid tims, and at that point we were certainly not the establishment club

[DeanMK 3,831]

What epitomises the banter years for me is the fact that one of our strikers now works on a ferry.

[STILLGAME 55 4,127]

pot shots at McCoist's arse in training 

[MrMckee 2,267]

Mohsni decking Erwin ??