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I am delighted to announce that I have launched my own exclusive range of T-Shirts, aimed at all Good Bears.

Well, I say exclusive.  Our bitter rivals at www.rydc.co.uk are offering something similar, but of inferior quality, at £15.

But don't worry - I plan to undercut them and hopefully drive them out of business. :tu:

So exclusively for RangersMedia Members, these T-shirts are available from govanbrand at only £12 each!!!

You can of course pay more than £12 if you want to, safe in the knowledge that I will be able to buy better quality drugs, and thus not put my health at risk.

Here are the T-Shirts.  I think you'll agree they're pretty fucking awesome, and I guess you'll probably  want one of each!

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Yes, only £12 each.  If you want one, or more, post here, or PM me.

 

#drugsforgb

 

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7 minutes ago, govanblue said:

I am delighted to announce that I have launched my own exclusive range of T-Shirts, aimed at all Good Bears.

Well, I say exclusive.  Our bitter rivals at www.rydc.co.uk are offering something similar, but of inferior quality, at £15.

But don't worry - I plan to undercut them and hopefully drive them out of business. :tu:

So exclusively for RangersMedia Members, these T-shirts are available from govanbrand at only £10 each!!!

You can of course pay more than £10 if you want to, safe in the knowledge that I will be able to buy better quality drugs, and thus not put my health at risk.

Here are the T-Shirts.  I think you'll agree they're pretty fucking awesome, and I guess you'll probably  want one of each!

T-shirts.thumb.jpg.9d5b2cee554e6a74c10d8d8386c6f0f0.jpg

 

Yes, only £10 each.  If you want one, or more, post here, or PM me.

 

#drugsforgb

 

Put me down for one of each thank you ?

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10 minutes ago, govanblue said:

I am delighted to announce that I have launched my own exclusive range of T-Shirts, aimed at all Good Bears.

Well, I say exclusive.  Our bitter rivals at www.rydc.co.uk are offering something similar, but of inferior quality, at £15.

But don't worry - I plan to undercut them and hopefully drive them out of business. :tu:

So exclusively for RangersMedia Members, these T-shirts are available from govanbrand at only £10 each!!!

You can of course pay more than £10 if you want to, safe in the knowledge that I will be able to buy better quality drugs, and thus not put my health at risk.

Here are the T-Shirts.  I think you'll agree they're pretty fucking awesome, and I guess you'll probably  want one of each!

T-shirts.thumb.jpg.9d5b2cee554e6a74c10d8d8386c6f0f0.jpg

 

Yes, only £10 each.  If you want one, or more, post here, or PM me.

 

#drugsforgb

 

Cracking mate put me doon for the three all large will pm you later

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Advance warning.

I've got a feeling this new govanbrand Range may prove more popular than I first thought.  Which means I'll be under more stress to deliver and will need more drugs to chill me out.

So do please be prepared for a moderate price increase.  I have to ensure that supply and demand are both fairly represented.

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What are the chest measurements? I bought a M Timberland T shirt online and the whole family could have fitted in it.

Measure armpit to armpit.

Prob a neat trick from GB right enough not to publish sizes as once they are delivered too big or too small they will not be returned and smaller/bigger ones then purchased.

The Rangers commercial department are missing a trick not getting this man on board.

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6 hours ago, Bluepeter9 said:

Any 'real men' ones or just wee wimp sizes? 

Not sure what sizes are available yet.  I'll update when I know.

Where's your Fund donation for this season got to btw?  I think your period of self-exile has gone on long enough! :p:

4 hours ago, pcbear said:

 

Prob a neat trick from GB right enough not to publish sizes as once they are delivered too big or too small they will not be returned and smaller/bigger ones then purchased.

 

Will you please stop divulging all my secrets? :p:

 

2 hours ago, rab wilson said:

Blue and a red one for me., xl .will pm later.

 

No Surrender 

Rab 

:tu:

 

17 minutes ago, BLUEDIGNITY said:

Turnin into quite the little entrepreneur GB, any XXXXXXL !??

 

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Not sure yet, but I do have this cheeky little number in size 5XL...

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3 hours ago, govanblue said:

Not sure what sizes are available yet.  I'll update when I know.

Where's your Fund donation for this season got to btw?  I think your period of self-exile has gone on long enough. 

I'm sure you deliberately 'missed' last years donation so my cunning plan was meet you to put cash in hand! 

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25 minutes ago, govanblue said:

Provisional orders:

@BallochBear

@Sparkle

@plumbGER

@ps95v7

@Kirkintillochbear

@linfield1690

@jamess

@Bluepeter9

@pcbear - How the hell would I know - do I look like a tailor? :p:

@rab wilson

 

 

 

More like a sailor in your little photo, I will take one of each in medium, if they are too wee your cunning ploy in not issuing sizes will have me back  for bigger ones.

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