What is the most ridiculous story you've seen printed by the rags about us

[Loyaleastend 3,260]

3 minutes ago, Rupret said:

On the flip side though, ignoring Scottish infested paper rhags.

I was working down south, when we played Sheffield Wednesday last year, they loved us down there.

Just our nationalistic bheast infested media, taints a different viewpoint.

"  feenyin bastards" would have saved you some time mate

[To Be A Ranger 4,032]

10 minutes ago, Basrah Bear said:

25 minutes ago, dougie76 said:

He added: “They called me a Fenian b*****d, which is one thing, but then they
called Magic a Fenian as well. What kind of person does that?

hahahaha is this cunt for real.?

 fuckin superb. Great thread this.

[Colin Traive 22,741]

7 hours ago, big blue Fin said:

I would have phoned the SSPCA if I'd seen that poor dog. It probably died after being buggered by the taig when he couldn't find a convenient child to bugger instead.

 

Is this the dog in question?

As a child...

[OnlyShowInTown 17]

2 hours ago, Sportingintegritymyarse said:

5 pints and I wouldn't even bag it mate. Folk are too fussy these days.

She'd be up for anything. Only problem is, when she spreads, would you be up??

 

[Rupret 223]

51 minutes ago, Loyaleastend said:

"  feenyin bastards" would have saved you some time mate

Lets flip it completely then, my favourite bheast story was

celtic write to fans reminding them to WASH after complaints about smelly supporters ruining games

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-write-fans-reminding-wash-6451792

the fact it is genuine, is not a suprise to us

[Loyaleastend 3,260]

1 minute ago, Rupret said:

Lets flip it completely then, my favourite bheast story was

celtic write to fans reminding them to WASH after complaints about smelly supporters ruining games

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-write-fans-reminding-wash-6451792

Most Sellik fans are filthy bastards mentally, it's no shock to learn they don't gravitate to physical washing.

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

[linfield1690 4,249]

8 hours ago, dougie76 said:

Stephen said: “She loves wearing her celtic strip. She waits by my bed so I
can put it on her as soon as I wake up

Hahaha fucking pervert 

[Johnny Dangerously 7,562]

I’d pin this

These bullshit stories will never end

[weeneily 1,460]

9 hours ago, Iggy666 said:

I fucking love dogs but that had me buckled.  Weirdest thing is he kept the first dog for days after it died. Shudder to think what the creepy cunt was up to with it...

He used to be into necrophilia but some rotten cunt split on him. 

[Courtyard Bear 41,357]

?? that dog story still cracks me up. 

If it was on a comedy sketch show it would going too far. 

[cr3_bear 14,830]

10 hours ago, OnlyShowInTown said:

When Arthur Numan was here, I swear to god there was a story in one of the papers saying he was a skinflint because he was apparently spotted doing his weekly shop in Farmfoods?

 

 

The bold Arthur saving up his EBT's wisely 

[16BlueSherbert90 19,223]

15 hours ago, big blue Fin said:

Just what the fuck is "sectarian dancing"?

Cross between Indian Rain Dance and The Bouncy to The Sash or BB I am guessing?  

[jamesdonaldson 0]

 

people check this  this person is known to police Scotland  its apparently known that this person attention seeks  apparently he is barred from  pubs in the East Kilbride Area but now resides in Ayrshire I am astonished and amazed the daily record recently printed a story about this person that someone stole his hat no doubt police Scotland in Ayrshire will have to deal with his apparent  behaviour  I would point out he has been convicted for criminal activity as you can see from the links enclosed

 

 

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/east-kilbride-news/20160323/281711203772691

 

 

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/east-kilbride-news/20160203/281526520088270

 

[VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,321]

1 hour ago, jamesdonaldson said:

 

people check this  this person is known to police Scotland  its apparently known that this person attention seeks  apparently he is barred from  pubs in the East Kilbride Area but now resides in Ayrshire I am astonished and amazed the daily record recently printed a story about this person that someone stole his hat no doubt police Scotland in Ayrshire will have to deal with his apparent  behaviour  I would point out he has been convicted for criminal activity as you can see from the links enclosed

 

 

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/east-kilbride-news/20160323/281711203772691

 

 

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/east-kilbride-news/20160203/281526520088270

 

WTF?

[don logan 8,062]

2 minutes ago, VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS said:

WTF?

Don't click on the links or Jamesy will be locking down your phone and sending hardcore porn to your granny.

[VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,321]

Just now, don logan said:

Don't click on the links or Jamesy will be locking down your phone and sending hardcore porn to your granny.

Should have known better, cheers Don