East Enclosure Row N 2,902 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 You only seem to remember the eejits. Dobber a few rows back only shouts two things; 1. "Second ball Rangers" 2. "Errafoulerr" We also have a wee old woman with a squuky voice up the back called Granny Foul Mouth. She can make a guardsman blush. Love where I sit. Great people. Aubie92 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascoigne8 3,472 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Cunt behind me has a wooden leg or so it seems cos he batters the back of my chair every 60seconds and never seems to notice. Hes getting clattered at some point this season, guarenteed . Apart from that everyone else is sound ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 There’s a women about 10 rows behind me she’s always angry and swearing and shouting at something (gf5) - she swear at players, referee, crowd, security guards, ball boys, everything and anything - she’s been there for years. Most of the folks around me have been there as long as I have - good section in general Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman36 3,477 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 10 hours ago, fiftyfourtimes said: I sit in BF3 and there’s 6 seats directly in front of me never ever been sat on in the 6 years I’ve been sat there. Obviously a group who pay for their season books but can never make it. It’ll be interesting to see if there’s anyone there for the first time on the seat for a tarrier game That's mad. Amazing to think the money that's been spent and yet never used. Also a bit of a shame that for sellouts the seats don't get used. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Most people around me are sound but there’s this annoying boy not far from me that screams “peado” at the goal keepers and “swiiiiiiiiiiiitch” every 5 seconds. Used to always fight with people about Pedro too, seen him nearly coming to blows with the overly tall guy next to him one time, always get one though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mor3los_1 3,672 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Theres a guy a few rows back from me who seems to have Katic first goalscorer every game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tak3rNo1 said: Theres a guy a few rows back from me who seems to have Katic first goalscorer every game. Boy in front of me puts that on every time aswell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Good lads. Got into a dispute with them over Lafferty's return. But all in all they're decent guys. Have a lot of time for the old boy beside me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 92,709 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 won't an empty seat be someone that's passed away and the family keep renewing as a gesture to the deceased? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,880 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 20 hours ago, Malkytfp1 said: Good bunch. Probably hate me cause i moan at Candeias a lot. Glad this post came up, maybe some bears can shed some light... The seat next to me is empty and has been every home game this season. (not missed one in all competitions) yet every time i call up to see if i can buy a ticket for my old man to sit next to me they say it is full. Anyone come accross this? Always thought it was just someone bought a season ticket and only show up sometimes but its been unoccupied every single game. Possibly a seat belonging to one of the RSCs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,880 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 The guy next to me is a fud and always leaves early midweek. Then there's a wee annoying chookter guy that comes to.stand at my section despite his seat not being there. The guy that leaves early seems to think it's a creche and brings his nephew to stand in the section as well. Think there's 8 seats but 14 people in the wee section @TheCutch @Jeffrey ? TheCutch and The Specky Forum Organiser 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 15,281 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Empty seat next to me which the guy four seats along seems to fill each week with various fat folk he knows . He then never talks to them much during the game. I’m left trying to entertain them with my sharp wit (so they don’t come back tbh). They always seem to have huge fat fuck off legs too. Personal space is important ive also got a classic pieces of pie in the back of my head guy behind me. Shouting obscenities and eating pie should be banned imo. FSM 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevemartin1991 262 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 boy next to me is sound as fuck but there is a couple of village idiots siting two seats along. Every time i see her she always says we are the people, she wont stop until i say it back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCutch 4,340 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 11 hours ago, Rfc52 said: The guy next to me is a fud and always leaves early midweek. Then there's a wee annoying chookter guy that comes to.stand at my section despite his seat not being there. The guy that leaves early seems to think it's a creche and brings his nephew to stand in the section as well. Think there's 8 seats but 14 people in the wee section @TheCutch @Jeffrey ? Not today there wasn't. Ahem!!! The leave early guy, the nephew and the chookter were there though. ? @Jeffrey am I right?? The Specky Forum Organiser, Mr Soprano and RM Monitor And Standards Officer 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 73,912 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Cunts near me moaning like fuck at 3-1 started to irritate me BridgeIsBlue 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiftyfourtimes 38 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 13 hours ago, Gman36 said: That's mad. Amazing to think the money that's been spent and yet never used. Also a bit of a shame that for sellouts the seats don't get used. Flip side is these seats have been bought and paid for when all games were not sold out (there’s been plenty of games not sold out in recent years!). Perhaps folk no longer with us or folk who no longer stay here but want to continue to put their money into the club. Either way I think it’s class from whoever they are tbh Gman36 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,880 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 7 hours ago, TheCutch said: Not today there wasn't. Ahem!!! The leave early guy, the nephew and the chookter were there though. ? @Jeffrey am I right?? He's probably charging his iPhone 9 Just now TheCutch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCutch 4,340 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, Rfc52 said: He's probably charging his iPhone 9 Just now Funny, I called it that yesterday. ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,880 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, TheCutch said: Funny, I called it that yesterday. ??? sometimes it makes me.laugh when he uses it. TheCutch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 37,618 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Mostly decent guys. One that farts and pretends it wasn’t him while half the Club Deck requires oxygen. One that sits on his phone recording the whole game to try and snapchat a goal and celebration - sad wanker that he is. A munters that sits in front of me who spend most of her afternoon sexy roleplaying on her phone with someone she’s no doubt met on the internet. *I gently graze my hand on your inner thigh and give you a devilish smile* - Nae bother sweetheart. Makes halftime interesting at least ForeverAndEver, plumbGER and BridgeIsBlue 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Specky Forum Organiser 69,617 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 20 hours ago, Rfc52 said: The guy next to me is a fud and always leaves early midweek. Then there's a wee annoying chookter guy that comes to.stand at my section despite his seat not being there. The guy that leaves early seems to think it's a creche and brings his nephew to stand in the section as well. Think there's 8 seats but 14 people in the wee section @TheCutch @Jeffrey ? 9 hours ago, TheCutch said: Not today there wasn't. Ahem!!! The leave early guy, the nephew and the chookter were there though. ? @Jeffrey am I right?? 2 hours ago, Rfc52 said: He's probably charging his iPhone 9 Just now 1 hour ago, TheCutch said: Funny, I called it that yesterday. ??? 1 hour ago, Rfc52 said: sometimes it makes me.laugh when he uses it. Bolo Bolognese Bongo RM Monitor And Standards Officer, Mr Soprano and TheCutch 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 hours ago, graeme_4 said: One that farts and pretends it wasn’t him while half the Club Deck requires oxygen. My wee daft mate does that aswell I must confess I do use my phone and take the odd video, but not for snapchat, to send to my brother who emigrated. graeme_4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee-irvine 53 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 The old dude next to me sits spitting all game and if the seat in front is empty its like a dartboard for him. Club deck leg room is tight so its a good result if you don't get any splash back on your trainers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Just moved seats so still trying to suss everyone out. Guy behind me talks utter pish and is usually half cut. Noticed the other week Barasic got skinned 3 times (no comment). Tav got skinned once...aw ffs Tav, effing useless etc. Everyone else seems sound but they have all got to sit next to me...nae luck haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,818 Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 5 hours ago, lee-irvine said: The old dude next to me sits spitting all game and if the seat in front is empty its like a dartboard for him. Club deck leg room is tight so its a good result if you don't get any splash back on your trainers. Next time you're at a game and he does this punch him on the back of the head. plumbGER and Tiger Shaw 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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