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35 minutes ago, born a blue nose said:

Av got a swollen dick, swollen chin, and a full lot of swollen broken knuckles 

Can you picture someone getting there jaw broke so hard with back handers their full face dissolves? IMG_20181223_184843.thumb.jpg.abfee4271c52ead578bd79d785d6fb38.jpgIMG_20181223_184742.thumb.jpg.659096677ccaea7ebda492ab246a2c7e.jpg

Wtf????

Did her auld man catch you pumping her?

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54 minutes ago, born a blue nose said:

Av got a swollen dick, swollen chin, and a full lot of swollen broken knuckles 

Can you picture someone getting there jaw broke so hard with back handers their full face dissolves? IMG_20181223_184843.thumb.jpg.abfee4271c52ead578bd79d785d6fb38.jpgIMG_20181223_184742.thumb.jpg.659096677ccaea7ebda492ab246a2c7e.jpg

First time I've ever see chlamydia on the hand 😜

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1 hour ago, born a blue nose said:

Av got a swollen dick, swollen chin, and a full lot of swollen broken knuckles 

Can you picture someone getting there jaw broke so hard with back handers their full face dissolves? IMG_20181223_184843.thumb.jpg.abfee4271c52ead578bd79d785d6fb38.jpgIMG_20181223_184742.thumb.jpg.659096677ccaea7ebda492ab246a2c7e.jpg

Campest hands on the internet. They'd give any poof a rager.

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1 hour ago, born a blue nose said:

Av got a swollen dick, swollen chin, and a full lot of swollen broken knuckles 

Can you picture someone getting there jaw broke so hard with back handers their full face dissolves? IMG_20181223_184843.thumb.jpg.abfee4271c52ead578bd79d785d6fb38.jpgIMG_20181223_184742.thumb.jpg.659096677ccaea7ebda492ab246a2c7e.jpg

I must be getting auld ffs - ma first thought was fuck that its too cauld to be rolling about wi cunts

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2 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said:

Not a clue what this means 😂.

Hopefully the clap clinic is open for you tomorrow, for your knob and knuckles 😁

Paul has a heed the size of Disney land. I'm George, the 3 cunts boxing where workmates and trust me that clap has nothing on this pain lol

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