plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sweetheart said: Outstanding work. Sweetheart 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dan Deacon 55,154 Posted January 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2019 38 minutes ago, Sweetheart said: I'd like to imagine it went something like this......... 🙂 (Are you ready, Alfie?)(Uh huh)(Andy?)(Yeah)(Jack?)(Okay)Alright fellas - let's go! It's been getting so hard, living with the things, you do to me My dreams are getting so strange - I could tell you everything I see I see a man in the back - as a matter of fact his eyes are as red as the sun And the girl in the corner - let no one ignore her - she thinks she's the passionate one (Oh yeah) It was like lightning Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing And they all started grooving (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into the Gerrard blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Bhoys, I want to warn you it'll turn into a ballroom blitz" Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz Reaching out for something - touching nothing's all I ever do I softly call you over - when you appear there's nothing left of you And the man in the back is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner - she could kill you with a wink of her eye (Oh yeah) It was electric So frantically hectic And the band started leaving 'cause they all stopped breathing (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into the Gerrard blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Bhoys, I want to warn you it's turned into a ballroom blitz" Ballroom Blitz (Oh yeah) It was like lightning Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing And they all started grooving (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into the Gerard blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Bhoys, I want to warn you it's turned into a ballroom blitz" Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz Ballroom Blitz It's, it's the Gerrard blitz, It's, it's the Gerrard blitz, It's, it's the Gerrard blitz Yeah, it's the Gerrard blitz I'm quoting this so the poster can't edit this monstrosity away. LiverpoolBlue, Blumhoilann, jintybear and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 55,154 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Tried to take a scrolling screenshot to send to someone 😂😂😂 dougie76 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetheart 8,458 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, Dan Deacon said: I'm quoting this so the poster can't edit this monstrosity away. I'm not going to delete it, as I said it was for a bit of fun. We've waited 6 years to have a bit of banter. 🙂 8 minutes ago, Dan Deacon said: Tried to take a scrolling screenshot to send to someone 😂😂😂 Try c&p 🙂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 Inspired by @Sweetheart (though not even close to achieving the brilliance). Morelos the Ball Buster. Broon better beware, Broon's gotta take care He'd better watch out, he's got no hair Morelos will kick from behind , Broon'll go out of his mind He'd better look down, hoping his balls to find Aah-aah, aah-aah You look in his eyes, don't be surprised If you don't know what's going on behind his Colombian eyes Everyone knows where Morelos goes He'll kick your balls, right under your nose Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say: "We just haven't got a clue what to do"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way It's Morelos the "Ball Buster" The SFA are out, they're running about Don't know if they'll ever be able to block the Ball Buster out Broons gotta be caught, he's gotta be taught 'Cause he's more evil than anyone here ever thought Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say: "W,w,w,we just haven't got, hoowa!"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way Morelos, Ball Buster Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say "We just haven't got a clue what to do"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way Morelos the Ball Buster Aah-aah, aah-aah Aah-aah, aah-aah Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Sweetheart, BlueThunder and Blumhoilann 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetheart 8,458 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, tannerall said: Inspired by @Sweetheart (though not even close to achieving the brilliance). Morelos the Ball Buster. Broon better beware, Broon's gotta take care He'd better watch out, he's got no hair Morelos will kick from behind , Broon'll go out of his mind He'd better look down, hoping his balls to find Aah-aah, aah-aah You look in his eyes, don't be surprised If you don't know what's going on behind his Colombian eyes Everyone knows where Morelos goes He'll kick your balls, right under your nose Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say: "We just haven't got a clue what to do"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way It's Morelos the "Ball Buster" The SFA are out, they're running about Don't know if they'll ever be able to block the Ball Buster out Broons gotta be caught, he's gotta be taught 'Cause he's more evil than anyone here ever thought Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say: "W,w,w,we just haven't got, hoowa!"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way Morelos, Ball Buster Does anyone know the way? Did we hear someone say "We just haven't got a clue what to do"? Does anyone know the way? There's got to be a way Morelos the Ball Buster Aah-aah, aah-aah Aah-aah, aah-aah Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Buster, Buster, Ball Buster Morelos the Buster, Ball Buster Excellent bit of banter, It made me giggle lots ..... 🙂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,456 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 19 hours ago, .Williamson. said: Probably just the same thing the guy behind me repeated for near the whole game, "Get fucked into them Rangers". Over and over and over The guy in front of me just kept shouting paedo, don’t think he went 5 minutes in the game without shouting it. Bad Robot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,146 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said: The guy in front of me just kept shouting paedo, don’t think he went 5 minutes in the game without shouting it. Was he looking at you? He wouldn't be wrong tbf ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,453 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said: The guy in front of me just kept shouting paedo, don’t think he went 5 minutes in the game without shouting it. That might have been me mate 🤣 ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 20 hours ago, .Williamson. said: Probably just the same thing the guy behind me repeated for near the whole game, "Get fucked into them Rangers". Over and over and over I’ve got a guy behind me who just screams out random sectarian abuse, to any cunt. Now I’m partial to this but not every fkn minute of the game and in all honesty it’s starting to drain me. Thing were even worse before his voice broke as you could imagine the tone 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Sweetheart has now got a 12 month pass on RM for that piece of quality 👏👏😊 Sweetheart 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkBroadband 203 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Well that just cleared the hangover haha....gonna have that in my head all day now though. Sterling work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,490 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Probably the most thought out reply to a thread I’ve seen on RM I gave it a like for that reason alone. @Sweetheart just etched yourself into the BD anals. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Avenger 22,567 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 The real story is, that Nacho told Stevie, that if the guys win they can get a ride at his burd and Stevie duly passed on the message. As we now know, Nacho's burd was none too impressed. Being a taig, she should have been much more appreciative at such a once in a lifetime opportunity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,536 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Bad Robot said: I’ve got a guy behind me who just screams out random sectarian abuse, to any cunt. Now I’m partial to this but not every fkn minute of the game and in all honesty it’s starting to drain me. Thing were even worse before his voice broke as you could imagine the tone 😂 Do you sit in BR because the guy behind me is exactly the same!! I find it hilarious 😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, jintybear said: Do you sit in BR because the guy behind me is exactly the same!! I find it hilarious 😂😂 No I’m at the SJR 😂😂 jintybear 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,536 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Bad Robot said: No I’m at the SJR 😂😂 They must be everywhere!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 hours ago, jintybear said: They must be everywhere!! 😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 15:42, tannerall said: Haven't seen a Gers team fired up with so much heart and focus and common spirit for a long time, especially against the tims. So what do we think the manager said just before they came out the dressing room ? He probably just asked ‘Do you want this? If so go out and prove it’ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,361 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 10 hours ago, Bluepeter9 said: He probably just asked ‘Do you want this? If so go out and prove it’ Did you enjoy seeing Scott Brown getting booted in his mini-Browns? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhW 4,669 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 10 hours ago, Bluepeter9 said: He probably just asked ‘Do you want this? If so go out and prove it’ ok Buzz Killington LaudrupsPatrickBoots 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebovril 110 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 16:21, TMB said: He might’ve taken the Al Pacino route: ”I don’t have much to say really...WE CLAW, WITH OUR FUCKING FINGERNAILS, FOR THAT INCH! That’s football guys.” Fuckin classic 🏈🇬🇧 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,287 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Have a long distance memory of Sweet at the Grand Hall in Kilmarnock getting chased off the stage with cunts throwing old pennies at them. NOW!!!!….If you got hit with one of them you stayed hit for a while Bobby Hume 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 This thread is pure gold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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