cushynumber 25,178 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, islanderbear84 said: Next it will be 'fuckin comin home here in that nick, smellin of other smart speakers!' "you been talking to that siri again???!! huv ye??? huv ye??" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Coming next. The all inclusive Alexa range. Islamic Alexa, Gay Alexa, Hipster Alexa, SNP Voting Alexa......................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
islanderbear84 611 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Told me bro in-law to ask it (hes a tarrier), got the reply to say alexas goin to the charity shop. Looks as though it's not a result of listening in on bears and telling them what they wanna hear, it's just the sexy wee cow knows the truth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Scottywellhousetb 50,441 Posted January 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2019 The football really has to hurry up and start again, roll on fucking Friday. cascadeshrimp, ForeverAndEver, SteveEarle and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Try saying "Hi, I'm Leigh Griffiths". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
islanderbear84 611 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, tannerall said: Try saying "Hi, I'm Leigh Griffiths". The favourite for the 2:30 at aintree is hedgehunter tannerall 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Ghoul 6,051 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, tannerall said: Coming next. The all inclusive Alexa range. Islamic Alexa, Gay Alexa, Hipster Alexa, SNP Voting Alexa......................... Basically the same but you can't get a straight answer? cushynumber and tannerall 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnbank bear 342 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 B045408C-F81F-4D2F-8E3D-202EE82FA0D5.MP4 thebluedoo, Moody Blue Legend, jintybear and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Quality 3,295 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 To check Alexa isnt a Timposter can someone just ask her 'Who Knew', and if she replies "BIG JOCK 1690, FGAU, WATP YA BASS' then we'll know she's a legit ST holder in BF1. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Antrim Loyal 191 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 At 5.30pm on Dec 25th I asked Alexa to tell me what women want. She is still talking 🤔 Brackley and Basrah Bear 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,123 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 56 minutes ago, tannerall said: Taig alert admin. Can you ban @ritchieshearercaldow please. Alexa obviously has a "taigface" recognition chip as well. tannerall 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange and Blue 1,173 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 First thing i asked her was "What's the most successful team in Scottish football are?" Currently Glasgow Rangers.Alexa knows the score🇬🇧🇬🇧 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetherburnBear 173 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I asked and I got, currently it's all about the celt#t. And I'm in f4cking Larkhall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Ghoul 6,051 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, NetherburnBear said: I asked and I got, currently it's all about the celt#t. And I'm in f4cking Larkhall. Maybe it depends what songs u listen to? I've had tiffany on repeat since we pumped them Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 It’s the only fucking thing my Alexa has got right yet. Pile of fucking shite😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Hair Bear 110 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, tannerall said: Bit like being married, at first Alexa is all luvvy duvvy, eager and to impress, after a while it'll be "Don't ask stupid questions, I'm watching Coronation Street", then there'll be times when Alexa is all moody for no reason and don't even talk to you.Then one day you'll find she is starting to boss you around and asking the questions......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomatasauce 1,253 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 My wee lassies Alexa must be a tarrier then cos she just says I can’t answer that, typical tarrier won’t give us recognition for anything was gonna get rid of her but now the next time we pump them I’m just gony laugh at the cow Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brackley 1,398 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 When I asked her who's the most successful football team in the world, she answered Barcelona. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,525 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Good Question, Rangers is my favourite! Staunch Alexa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil1418 60 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Last week I Googled, which Scottish team has the biggest support came back with them 800K, THE Rangers 8 million. it should be noted Google said they are estimated figures so I guess we could have 10 million haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzy 26,124 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Just said to me "fuck my tight pussy and then let me wrap my big lips around your throbbing veiny cock until you shoot a hot load of cum down my fucking throat" wtf Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 81,992 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Bronzy said: Just said to me "fuck my tight pussy and then let me wrap my big lips around your throbbing veiny cock until you shoot a hot load of cum down my fucking throat" wtf You need help mate ForeverAndEver and The Specky Forum Organiser 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzy 26,124 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: You need help mate Just asked Amazon for a refund see what happens I suppose Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzy 26,124 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 The most distressing thing is that I'm saving myself for when I get married I don't need temptations like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,595 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Ask her if she puts tomato or brown sauce on eggs. Then launch the KGB agent out the windae. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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