I've got sympathy for you on that one mate. He was a pish wee player, even the games he played when he wasn't injured.
Said myself after seeing him first time for us that he'd be playing for Tranmere or something after us - was told he was a superb talent.
Think he's with Fleetwood Town now. So was right, kinda.
That doesn't mean your Defoe comment isn't anything other than mental though