C*ltc

[Dave Hedgehog 10,673]

It’s good to know that deliberately stamping on an opponent is not seen as a red card offence. 

Well for a certain team it isn’t.

Fucking disgrace. 

[aird 3,950]

Mind that time he stamped on Ferguson of Aberdeen and got sent off?

 

Wait...he didn't get sent of then either?!

[Steelydan1690 20,228]

2 hours ago, Bristol loyal said:

They don’t even try to hide it anymore. Go to any other league around Europe and do that and it’s a red card, that would be a red in fucking Sunday league! In fact the only time that is not a red is if it’s a fucking taig that does it. 

Alfredo does that the red card would be out b4 he even brought his foot down that I'm.certain 

[magic8ball 27,904]

The whole compliance system is a Bawhair off match fixing ,

But it’s all good Separate entity FC have had a player banned with the system ,a mere coincidence he was out injured at the time 

[Blumhoilann 6,715]

Must be some amount of brown envelopes bouncing around in Scottish football these days,can't win a title fairly so they'll buy it 😞

 

 

[AlCapone 7,678]

4 hours ago, TEFTONG said:

Whilst it's true and obvious they are getting more than just good fortune from officialdom.

If we had just kept winning games of football it wouldn't have mattered one jot. Except of course until we play them twice more. 

Posts like this make me weep 

[magic8ball 27,904]

22 minutes ago, Blumhoilann said:

Must be some amount of brown envelopes bouncing around in Scottish football these days,can't win a title fairly so they'll buy it 😞

 

 

No need for brown envelopes ,they just hand out hospitality comps for the piggery 

[BridgeIsBlue 66,818]

A 36-year-old man has been found guilty of simulating sex on a taxi bonnet with his trousers at his ankles in a Fife street.

The shocked cabbie had arrived to pick up a fare from a house when a drunk stranger jumped up on to the front of his van in broad daylight.

An elderly couple also claimed they saw David Bruce apparently having sex with a garden fence during the incident on May 25, in Russell Court.

After a trial at Dunfermline Sheriff Court, Bruce was found guilty of jumping on to the bonnet of a taxi with his trousers down and rub his genitals on the vehicle, simulate sexual intercourse and commit a breach of the peace.

Bruce, now of Bridge Street, Kirkcaldy, formerly of Broomhead Drive, Dunfermline, was found not guilty of committing an offence of public indecency by lowering his trousers and underwear, exposing his genitals and committing a sex act.

Bruce told the court he had been out celebrating after watching his team celtic win the Scottish Cup Final on TV to clinch a ‘treble treble’.

Kathleen Nisbet (63) told the trial she heard someone singing outside and initially thought it was just a passing football supporter.

“That was the day celtic won the treble and I thought ‘somebody’s happy out there’. Then I heard banging and looked outside. There was a man singing at the top of his voice.”

She said he jumped on to a taxi and simulated sex on the bonnet. “He was making thrusting movements and by this time his trousers were down,” she added.

“He was wandering about with his trousers at his ankles and then approached a woman. He was staggering about and then started masturbating for two or three minutes. Eventually he fell on somebody’s path.”

Her husband George Nisbet (76) said he had been out walking his dog when the incident started and so went back into his house.

He then watched from an upstairs window with his wife and saw the drunk man urinating against a wooden fence.

“He then started rubbing his private parts up and down on the fence. It was as if he was trying to have sex with the fence,” said Mr Nisbet.

“He threw himself in front of a minibus and started rubbing himself on it like he had been doing with the fence. His trousers fell down and he took a dive on the path of one of the houses.”

Don Simpson (47) taxi driver of the eight-seater taxi involved, said: “As I turned into the street to pick up a fare there was a gentleman on the road, obviously intoxicated.

“He dropped his trousers and they fell to his ankles. He clambered on to the bonnet and started simulating sex. His hips were moving back and forwards.”

Asked to mark the man’s state of intoxication out of ten, Mr Simpson said: “Eight or nine.”

Sheriff Charles MacNair called for reports and Bruce will be sentenced on March 4.

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809/amp?kjh=&__twitter_impression=true

[TEFTONG 61,314]

20 minutes ago, AlCapone said:

Posts like this make me weep 

Dry yer eyes mate. 

It's my honest opinion. I don't torture myself on anything the Taigs do or get. 

I can also live with the reality that my team and our players need to improve. 

[Billythebear77 10,386]

5 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

A 36-year-old man has been found guilty of simulating sex on a taxi bonnet with his trousers at his ankles in a Fife street.

The shocked cabbie had arrived to pick up a fare from a house when a drunk stranger jumped up on to the front of his van in broad daylight.

An elderly couple also claimed they saw David Bruce apparently having sex with a garden fence during the incident on May 25, in Russell Court.

After a trial at Dunfermline Sheriff Court, Bruce was found guilty of jumping on to the bonnet of a taxi with his trousers down and rub his genitals on the vehicle, simulate sexual intercourse and commit a breach of the peace.

Bruce, now of Bridge Street, Kirkcaldy, formerly of Broomhead Drive, Dunfermline, was found not guilty of committing an offence of public indecency by lowering his trousers and underwear, exposing his genitals and committing a sex act.

Bruce told the court he had been out celebrating after watching his team celtic win the Scottish Cup Final on TV to clinch a ‘treble treble’.

Kathleen Nisbet (63) told the trial she heard someone singing outside and initially thought it was just a passing football supporter.

“That was the day celtic won the treble and I thought ‘somebody’s happy out there’. Then I heard banging and looked outside. There was a man singing at the top of his voice.”

She said he jumped on to a taxi and simulated sex on the bonnet. “He was making thrusting movements and by this time his trousers were down,” she added.

“He was wandering about with his trousers at his ankles and then approached a woman. He was staggering about and then started masturbating for two or three minutes. Eventually he fell on somebody’s path.”

Her husband George Nisbet (76) said he had been out walking his dog when the incident started and so went back into his house.

He then watched from an upstairs window with his wife and saw the drunk man urinating against a wooden fence.

“He then started rubbing his private parts up and down on the fence. It was as if he was trying to have sex with the fence,” said Mr Nisbet.

“He threw himself in front of a minibus and started rubbing himself on it like he had been doing with the fence. His trousers fell down and he took a dive on the path of one of the houses.”

Don Simpson (47) taxi driver of the eight-seater taxi involved, said: “As I turned into the street to pick up a fare there was a gentleman on the road, obviously intoxicated.

“He dropped his trousers and they fell to his ankles. He clambered on to the bonnet and started simulating sex. His hips were moving back and forwards.”

Asked to mark the man’s state of intoxication out of ten, Mr Simpson said: “Eight or nine.”

Sheriff Charles MacNair called for reports and Bruce will be sentenced on March 4.

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809/amp?kjh=&__twitter_impression=true

Fake pape taxi 

[VallancesDog 2,051]

Fuck celtic 

[Robmc1 4,741]

54 minutes ago, Blumhoilann said:

Must be some amount of brown envelopes bouncing around in Scottish football these days,can't win a title fairly so they'll buy it 😞

 

 

‘Green’ envelopes:-)...

[magic8ball 27,904]

14 minutes ago, VallancesDog said:

Fuck celtic 

Post of the day 

[1690tamRFC 5,001]

42 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

A 36-year-old man has been found guilty of simulating sex on a taxi bonnet with his trousers at his ankles in a Fife street.

The shocked cabbie had arrived to pick up a fare from a house when a drunk stranger jumped up on to the front of his van in broad daylight.

An elderly couple also claimed they saw David Bruce apparently having sex with a garden fence during the incident on May 25, in Russell Court.

After a trial at Dunfermline Sheriff Court, Bruce was found guilty of jumping on to the bonnet of a taxi with his trousers down and rub his genitals on the vehicle, simulate sexual intercourse and commit a breach of the peace.

Bruce, now of Bridge Street, Kirkcaldy, formerly of Broomhead Drive, Dunfermline, was found not guilty of committing an offence of public indecency by lowering his trousers and underwear, exposing his genitals and committing a sex act.

Bruce told the court he had been out celebrating after watching his team celtic win the Scottish Cup Final on TV to clinch a ‘treble treble’.

Kathleen Nisbet (63) told the trial she heard someone singing outside and initially thought it was just a passing football supporter.

“That was the day celtic won the treble and I thought ‘somebody’s happy out there’. Then I heard banging and looked outside. There was a man singing at the top of his voice.”

She said he jumped on to a taxi and simulated sex on the bonnet. “He was making thrusting movements and by this time his trousers were down,” she added.

“He was wandering about with his trousers at his ankles and then approached a woman. He was staggering about and then started masturbating for two or three minutes. Eventually he fell on somebody’s path.”

Her husband George Nisbet (76) said he had been out walking his dog when the incident started and so went back into his house.

He then watched from an upstairs window with his wife and saw the drunk man urinating against a wooden fence.

“He then started rubbing his private parts up and down on the fence. It was as if he was trying to have sex with the fence,” said Mr Nisbet.

“He threw himself in front of a minibus and started rubbing himself on it like he had been doing with the fence. His trousers fell down and he took a dive on the path of one of the houses.”

Don Simpson (47) taxi driver of the eight-seater taxi involved, said: “As I turned into the street to pick up a fare there was a gentleman on the road, obviously intoxicated.

“He dropped his trousers and they fell to his ankles. He clambered on to the bonnet and started simulating sex. His hips were moving back and forwards.”

Asked to mark the man’s state of intoxication out of ten, Mr Simpson said: “Eight or nine.”

Sheriff Charles MacNair called for reports and Bruce will be sentenced on March 4.

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809/amp?kjh=&__twitter_impression=true

Found not guilty of public indecency ha ha ha aye no bother, cunt should have been placed right on the register for that carry on. 

[Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310]

So Stewart can comment on Griffith stamp but says Norelis can’t claim racism with no evidence.

Michael, where is your evidence that Griffiths did not mean to stamp or did not apply pressure up in his actions?

Ya stinking wee cunt.

[mclovin9091 1,408]

So could Hamilton approach the police for the assault on one of thier players? Seen as it's now not a footballing matter.

[coopsleftboot 5,512]

44 minutes ago, mclovin9091 said:

So could Hamilton approach the police for the assault on one of thier players? Seen as it's now not a footballing matter.

That’s another of our precedents. 

[tannerall 25,935]

1 hour ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

A 36-year-old man has been found guilty of simulating sex on a taxi bonnet with his trousers at his ankles in a Fife street.

The shocked cabbie had arrived to pick up a fare from a house when a drunk stranger jumped up on to the front of his van in broad daylight.

An elderly couple also claimed they saw David Bruce apparently having sex with a garden fence during the incident on May 25, in Russell Court.

After a trial at Dunfermline Sheriff Court, Bruce was found guilty of jumping on to the bonnet of a taxi with his trousers down and rub his genitals on the vehicle, simulate sexual intercourse and commit a breach of the peace.

Bruce, now of Bridge Street, Kirkcaldy, formerly of Broomhead Drive, Dunfermline, was found not guilty of committing an offence of public indecency by lowering his trousers and underwear, exposing his genitals and committing a sex act.

Bruce told the court he had been out celebrating after watching his team celtic win the Scottish Cup Final on TV to clinch a ‘treble treble’.

Kathleen Nisbet (63) told the trial she heard someone singing outside and initially thought it was just a passing football supporter.

“That was the day celtic won the treble and I thought ‘somebody’s happy out there’. Then I heard banging and looked outside. There was a man singing at the top of his voice.”

She said he jumped on to a taxi and simulated sex on the bonnet. “He was making thrusting movements and by this time his trousers were down,” she added.

“He was wandering about with his trousers at his ankles and then approached a woman. He was staggering about and then started masturbating for two or three minutes. Eventually he fell on somebody’s path.”

Her husband George Nisbet (76) said he had been out walking his dog when the incident started and so went back into his house.

He then watched from an upstairs window with his wife and saw the drunk man urinating against a wooden fence.

“He then started rubbing his private parts up and down on the fence. It was as if he was trying to have sex with the fence,” said Mr Nisbet.

“He threw himself in front of a minibus and started rubbing himself on it like he had been doing with the fence. His trousers fell down and he took a dive on the path of one of the houses.”

Don Simpson (47) taxi driver of the eight-seater taxi involved, said: “As I turned into the street to pick up a fare there was a gentleman on the road, obviously intoxicated.

“He dropped his trousers and they fell to his ankles. He clambered on to the bonnet and started simulating sex. His hips were moving back and forwards.”

Asked to mark the man’s state of intoxication out of ten, Mr Simpson said: “Eight or nine.”

Sheriff Charles MacNair called for reports and Bruce will be sentenced on March 4.

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809/amp?kjh=&__twitter_impression=true

Did he ask for any other fences to be taken in to consideration  ?

[Blumhoilann 6,715]

Pinnoccio was lucky he was in his bed,these fuckers and wooden boys 😉

 

[magic8ball 27,904]

1 hour ago, coopsleftboot said:

That’s another of our precedents. 

Football failed to deal with Big Dunc so why not involve plod 

Oops forgot we are now a rancid fenian republic 

[HG5 12,258]

On 03/02/2020 at 17:58, magic8ball said:

The whole system is in their favour ,It’s even widely known that they employ a PR firm to not only cover up negative stories ,not just the child abuse shit ,the PR company also actively seeks negative stories about the rest of the clubs ,

Now if that’s not a case for bringing the game into disrepute and a potential maximum penalty of expulsion from the league then nothing is ,Will never happen because they have control over the rule makers and committees 

Even when the new vice precedent was brought in ,Mulraney the Alloa owner it was seen as letting the small clubs have a say ,I used to live in Alloa and Mulraney is well known a a taig fan and an extremely bitter one at that ,who’s he there to help ,it’s not Alloa or the wee clubs 

While screaming ‘financial doping’ in our direction, they’ve quietly set about a power grab of unbelievable proportions.

Folk have been done elsewhere for match fixing.

This lot are fixing the whole game.

[Robmc1 4,741]

3 hours ago, magic8ball said:

Post of the day 

Week, month, year..............

[johanhentze 14,739]

2 hours ago, tannerall said:

Did he ask for any other fences to be taken in to consideration  ?

O’fences.

[magic8ball 27,904]

Now we have all heard the worn out phrase, things even themselves out over a season. 

Now tonight the Scum take on Motherwell a potential sticky away fixture. Now imagine a set of circumstances 

1.Edourard leaves the pitch after scoring a goal and gestures to the crowd, gets booked, then gets booked for diving, gets racially abused while leaving the pitch, Motherwell then score an offside equaliser, and get a late winner from a deflected handball. 

Do you think any of these things get glossed over 

Ps I know its fanciful, not just the whole scenario but the collective 

[CR3 12,865]

ftp imo