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4 minutes ago, TheFamousPigeon said:

They honestly just thought they had to turn up and win 10IAR :lol: waltz about on the pitch and "play the celtic way".

Brilliant. 

There's one up in court for playing the celtic way.

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1 minute ago, Tiger Shaw said:

Monday morning tarrier patter

New club 

Sevco 

Ist ever title

Masonic refs

Dodgy  penalties 

Operation stop the ten 

Morleos canny score against them 

Yasss...canny wait ya Fenian bastards 🤣

Stand up for the Champions 🇬🇧

Think it's now getting to the point their patter will be silent. They are definitely going into deep depression.

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8 minutes ago, Graham said:

sign strikers who couldnt hit a barn door with a beach ball

sign a 5 million goalie who couldnt stop a beach ball

loan signed irish world beater duffy who couldnt kick a beach ball

sign ac milan full back who looks and plays like a lassie

bolongoli goes to spain on the sly gets a game cancelled

out of europe in last place, including getting pumped 4-1 home and away by sparta prague

lose 2-0 to arch rivals at home without a shot on target

fans rioting outside stadium after losing in the cup at home to the bottom of the league team, including chasing buses and throwing stones and sharks

getting taken to penalties by a second division team in the cup

lose 1-0 to arch rivals without conceding a shot on target due to an own goal

go to dubai "to train" during a global pandemic after losing to your arch rivals - paid with fans money

caught drinking pints in dubai

injured player who cant even train catches covid

13 players and coaches need to self isolate

due to above, draw two games completing a record of 6 wins in 19 games

Just thought it would be nice to see in one list. Have I missed anything?

Plastic paddy provo fans who couldn’t blow up a fucking beach ball...

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1 minute ago, esquire8 said:

This, all day fucking long.

No letting up.

No giving up.

No fucking surrender.

Enough will never be enough.

This. They were too obsessed with 'bad winners' mentality that they forgot to actually improve.  :lol:

More obsessed with mocking us than winning. Sad sad club of losers from the shadows. Back where they belong. 

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11 minutes ago, Graham said:

sign strikers who couldnt hit a barn door with a beach ball

sign a 5 million goalie who couldnt stop a beach ball

loan signed irish world beater duffy who couldnt kick a beach ball

sign ac milan full back who looks and plays like a lassie

bolongoli goes to spain on the sly gets a game cancelled

out of europe in last place, including getting pumped 4-1 home and away by sparta prague

lose 2-0 to arch rivals at home without a shot on target

fans rioting outside stadium after losing in the cup at home to the bottom of the league team, including chasing buses and throwing stones and sharks

getting taken to penalties by a second division team in the cup

lose 1-0 to arch rivals without conceding a shot on target due to an own goal

go to dubai "to train" during a global pandemic after losing to your arch rivals - paid with fans money

caught drinking pints in dubai

injured player who cant even train catches covid

13 players and coaches need to self isolate

due to above, draw two games completing a record of 6 wins in 19 games

Just thought it would be nice to see in one list. Have I missed anything?

Aye, get it up ye ya fenian bastards.

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20 minutes ago, esquire8 said:

Woodward was the highest paid chief executive on £3.16m followed by Levy on £3m.......

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/manchester-united/story/4031201/man-united-chief-ed-woodward-was-the-highest-paid-premier-league-director-last-season

Lawwell on £3.6m dwarfs them all.

Brilliant.

To be fair, a couple of million is down to his bonus. He has to get by with a basic just over a million.

To be honest, based on this season, I think we should chip in a few bob to keep him away from the foodbank

:lol:

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9 minutes ago, TheFamousPigeon said:

They honestly just thought they had to turn up and win 10IAR :lol: waltz about on the pitch and "play the Celtic way".

Brilliant. 

Arrogant bastards all across that club had it won before a ball was kicked.

It's wonderful watching it completely backfire in their face. 

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