Drunk and disorderly. 14,335 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 9 hours ago, scottyscott1963 said: Not sure what kinda light show we could put on. Do we just switch the lights on and off rapidly. Or...if we win 55 at the tottie bowl maybe we could ask the mutants to put on a show for us. I am sure they will put their disco lights on for us at the piggery when we win it there. Such a sporting lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G13 3,038 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 9 hours ago, RockwellGers said: Decid3ed to buy something for 55. As long as it's blue it doesn't need to be big. Will let it off in the middle of Gorgie where I live, get it right up the jambos as well as the absolute lot of them tbh And comes in a rattle can, that'll last quite a while down the gallowgate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack C 66 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I thought it was a given to let off fireworks. Not only for 55 but every time the mhankys get beat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willis 20,919 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I'm on the fence as to whether I should tell my neighbours that I'm planning on setting off a few fireworks when we win the league and risking one of them saying something about it in advance or asking me not to. Or just fucking doing it and then dealing with it if they call the polis 😅 Normally I wouldn't worry as I get on with most of the neighbours especially the ones directly next door and across from me, but there's this Karen cunt a few doors down who's always complaining about neighbours and calling the polis on people, the polis came a few weeks ago over a noise complaint but there was just 4 of us sitting on the porch with no music so the polis didn't care. But I'm sure its this bitch along the road that called them. Thing is this cunts husband loves to ride his quad bike in this empty plot across from my house and he drags mud all along the road and its noisey as fuck, not noisey enough to disturb his neighbours but loud enough to annoy me especially if I'm out the front having a beer or something. My Mrs keeps telling me to ignore it, but my mind is shouting "Vendetta!" I want a war with the Karen along the road for calling the polis. She also called the polis on the guy along the road for driving his car too fast but I've never seen him driving too fast but I think she just doesn't like him cause he's a young black kid. So I kinda want to just set the fireworks off and let her complain because the by the time the polis get here they'll be over anyway. Then ill just proceed to take a video every time her daft husband drives along the road with no helmet on his quad bike making a fucking racket. Sound like a miserable old bastard, but its quite boring where I live, I need some entertainment and a war with the Karen sounds quite fun. And it will keep me distracted from starting a huge confrontation with the home.owners association which is a whole different story. I don't belong in suburban America Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer 11 2,574 Posted February 16, 2021 Author Share Posted February 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Willis said: I'm on the fence as to whether I should tell my neighbours that I'm planning on setting off a few fireworks when we win the league and risking one of them saying something about it in advance or asking me not to. Or just fucking doing it and then dealing with it if they call the polis 😅 Normally I wouldn't worry as I get on with most of the neighbours especially the ones directly next door and across from me, but there's this Karen cunt a few doors down who's always complaining about neighbours and calling the polis on people, the polis came a few weeks ago over a noise complaint but there was just 4 of us sitting on the porch with no music so the polis didn't care. But I'm sure its this bitch along the road that called them. Thing is this cunts husband loves to ride his quad bike in this empty plot across from my house and he drags mud all along the road and its noisey as fuck, not noisey enough to disturb his neighbours but loud enough to annoy me especially if I'm out the front having a beer or something. My Mrs keeps telling me to ignore it, but my mind is shouting "Vendetta!" I want a war with the Karen along the road for calling the polis. She also called the polis on the guy along the road for driving his car too fast but I've never seen him driving too fast but I think she just doesn't like him cause he's a young black kid. So I kinda want to just set the fireworks off and let her complain because the by the time the polis get here they'll be over anyway. Then ill just proceed to take a video every time her daft husband drives along the road with no helmet on his quad bike making a fucking racket. Sound like a miserable old bastard, but its quite boring where I live, I need some entertainment and a war with the Karen sounds quite fun. And it will keep me distracted from starting a huge confrontation with the home.owners association which is a whole different story. I don't belong in suburban America Would you not be better just buying a gun and firing rounds off in the air , same effect and probably more legal in America 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willis 20,919 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 46 minutes ago, The Hammer 11 said: Would you not be better just buying a gun and firing rounds off in the air , same effect and probably more legal in America 😂 😅😅😅 Funny thing is you're 100% correct mate 😅 you hear folk shooting here quite often and no one gives a fuck but if they see some coloured sparkles along with it the polis are getting called 😅 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willis 20,919 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I hope my coloured sparkles comment doesn't get taken the wrong way I was only talking about the fireworks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amokachi 2,990 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Willis said: I'm on the fence as to whether I should tell my neighbours that I'm planning on setting off a few fireworks when we win the league and risking one of them saying something about it in advance or asking me not to. Or just fucking doing it and then dealing with it if they call the polis 😅 Normally I wouldn't worry as I get on with most of the neighbours especially the ones directly next door and across from me, but there's this Karen cunt a few doors down who's always complaining about neighbours and calling the polis on people, the polis came a few weeks ago over a noise complaint but there was just 4 of us sitting on the porch with no music so the polis didn't care. But I'm sure its this bitch along the road that called them. Thing is this cunts husband loves to ride his quad bike in this empty plot across from my house and he drags mud all along the road and its noisey as fuck, not noisey enough to disturb his neighbours but loud enough to annoy me especially if I'm out the front having a beer or something. My Mrs keeps telling me to ignore it, but my mind is shouting "Vendetta!" I want a war with the Karen along the road for calling the polis. She also called the polis on the guy along the road for driving his car too fast but I've never seen him driving too fast but I think she just doesn't like him cause he's a young black kid. So I kinda want to just set the fireworks off and let her complain because the by the time the polis get here they'll be over anyway. Then ill just proceed to take a video every time her daft husband drives along the road with no helmet on his quad bike making a fucking racket. Sound like a miserable old bastard, but its quite boring where I live, I need some entertainment and a war with the Karen sounds quite fun. And it will keep me distracted from starting a huge confrontation with the home.owners association which is a whole different story. I don't belong in suburban America Do you reside in Hayburn Lane by any chance ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toronto2Glasgow 1,820 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Karen out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Definitely not. Only classless tramps like Liverpool do that kind of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,219 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Willis said: I'm on the fence as to whether I should tell my neighbours that I'm planning on setting off a few fireworks when we win the league and risking one of them saying something about it in advance or asking me not to. Or just fucking doing it and then dealing with it if they call the polis 😅 Normally I wouldn't worry as I get on with most of the neighbours especially the ones directly next door and across from me, but there's this Karen cunt a few doors down who's always complaining about neighbours and calling the polis on people, the polis came a few weeks ago over a noise complaint but there was just 4 of us sitting on the porch with no music so the polis didn't care. But I'm sure its this bitch along the road that called them. Thing is this cunts husband loves to ride his quad bike in this empty plot across from my house and he drags mud all along the road and its noisey as fuck, not noisey enough to disturb his neighbours but loud enough to annoy me especially if I'm out the front having a beer or something. My Mrs keeps telling me to ignore it, but my mind is shouting "Vendetta!" I want a war with the Karen along the road for calling the polis. She also called the polis on the guy along the road for driving his car too fast but I've never seen him driving too fast but I think she just doesn't like him cause he's a young black kid. So I kinda want to just set the fireworks off and let her complain because the by the time the polis get here they'll be over anyway. Then ill just proceed to take a video every time her daft husband drives along the road with no helmet on his quad bike making a fucking racket. Sound like a miserable old bastard, but its quite boring where I live, I need some entertainment and a war with the Karen sounds quite fun. And it will keep me distracted from starting a huge confrontation with the home.owners association which is a whole different story. I don't belong in suburban America Me personally would be building some kind of launch pad aimed at Korean Karen. The bitch wouldl be heading for her underground bunker Honestly think the older i get the more stubborn i get although not quite Victor Meldrew. When i set mine off the only people who speak to me will be people who know i support Rangers,and the rest can go take a f**k to themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,348 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Willis said: I'm on the fence as to whether I should tell my neighbours that I'm planning on setting off a few fireworks when we win the league and risking one of them saying something about it in advance or asking me not to. Or just fucking doing it and then dealing with it if they call the polis 😅 Normally I wouldn't worry as I get on with most of the neighbours especially the ones directly next door and across from me, but there's this Karen cunt a few doors down who's always complaining about neighbours and calling the polis on people, the polis came a few weeks ago over a noise complaint but there was just 4 of us sitting on the porch with no music so the polis didn't care. But I'm sure its this bitch along the road that called them. Thing is this cunts husband loves to ride his quad bike in this empty plot across from my house and he drags mud all along the road and its noisey as fuck, not noisey enough to disturb his neighbours but loud enough to annoy me especially if I'm out the front having a beer or something. My Mrs keeps telling me to ignore it, but my mind is shouting "Vendetta!" I want a war with the Karen along the road for calling the polis. She also called the polis on the guy along the road for driving his car too fast but I've never seen him driving too fast but I think she just doesn't like him cause he's a young black kid. So I kinda want to just set the fireworks off and let her complain because the by the time the polis get here they'll be over anyway. Then ill just proceed to take a video every time her daft husband drives along the road with no helmet on his quad bike making a fucking racket. Sound like a miserable old bastard, but its quite boring where I live, I need some entertainment and a war with the Karen sounds quite fun. And it will keep me distracted from starting a huge confrontation with the home.owners association which is a whole different story. I don't belong in suburban America Do what every other cunt in America does mate... Get a gun and shoot the bitch dead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,875 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 On 14/02/2021 at 00:48, scottyscott1963 said: Not sure what kinda light show we could put on. Do we just switch the lights on and off rapidly. Or...if we win 55 at the tottie bowl maybe we could ask the mutants to put on a show for us. Red white and blue ones on the roof of Ibrox that light up the whole of our city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger4life_1872 29,446 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 15 hours ago, Tiger Shaw said: Do what every other cunt in America does mate... Get a gun and shoot the bitch dead Make sure to shout , she's coming right at us first Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyG91 5,510 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Skint so best I can do are some sparklers. Tunes will be on though and flags will be out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 On 16/02/2021 at 03:05, Willis said: I hope my coloured sparkles comment doesn't get taken the wrong way I was only talking about the fireworks You’re obviously still gutted cause gay pride day was cancelled Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,075 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 I just collected mine. 👍💙🇬🇧 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 44 minutes ago, TEFTONG said: I just collected mine. 👍💙🇬🇧 Are you planning to invade Russia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,395 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 45 minutes ago, TEFTONG said: I just collected mine. 👍💙🇬🇧 Fuck sake mate are you doing Hogmanay at Edinburgh this year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibali59 689 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 38 minutes ago, alibali59 said: Fuckin brilliant Where is this gonna fly over? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibali59 689 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, rfc_watp said: Fuckin brilliant Where is this gonna fly over? Don’t know my son sent me it hopefully I see it round about Charing Cross lol 😉 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,771 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 3 hours ago, alibali59 said: That is a thing of beauty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookWorm 4,114 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bears r us said: That is a thing of beauty. Hope they do loop the loops with it over the piggery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,348 Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 3 hours ago, alibali59 said: Fs better watch out mate @TEFTONGwill bring that down with they anti aircraft missiles he’s got. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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