If you could have been the greatest at something, what would it have been?

[googglebot 4,561]

Unless you are still young enough to be something.

I'd liked to of been the greatest lead guitarist in the days when it mean't something, 60's and 70's. Jimmy Page, Hendriks, George Harrison, Robby Krieger, etc.

[googglebot 4,561]

Fuck me, wrong section, pissed!!! Pleade move it admin, cheers

[Hadron Collider 14,747]

Bears den mate? 

[googglebot 4,561]

Just now, Hadron Collider said:

Bears den mate? 

I know mate, bit pissed, supposed to be in Off topic.

[JamieD 12,818]

Deep-lying playmaker for Rangers. Would like to just hang about the centre circle, barely running, smoking and drinking pints and pinging laser-guided passes to Coisty and Hateley in Europe. 

[ready1873 3,049]

Shagging wee tidies 

[The Ugly Gabriel Tomato 32,028]

Baseball thrower

[andyhrfc 1,786]

Senior investigator tasked with bringing kiddie fiddlers to justice.  Succeeding where others found the task too difficult to grasp. 

[googglebot 4,561]

Just now, ready1873 said:

Shagging wee tidies 

 That's a given, unless you're a right ugly cunt.

[ready1873 3,049]

Just now, googglebot said:

 That's a given, unless you're a right ugly cunt.

Depends what is deemed as tidy. 

[googglebot 4,561]

Just now, ready1873 said:

Depends what is deemed as tidy. 

That's very true. I think I might change mty original choice lol

[Blacky Bear 179]

A one legged champion at an arse kicking compition

[Blueshoff 5,324]

Fucking Mylene Klass 

[Rangers#1 4,581]

Centre forward that the world has ever seen.

[Misteral 2,377]

Singer. I was not bad back in the day but no Frank Sinatra or Tony Bennet or Donald Fagan. 

[Amokachi 1,125]

Rangers Football Forum Owner. 

[Willis 8,523]

Punting Avon just so my dad would be proud of me

[Hadron Collider 14,747]

Admin, can this be moved to the OT please? 

[KeyserSoze 10,106]

Predicting lotto numbers

I’d sell my predictions for £25 a pop 

make a fortune 

[Bad Robot 12,731]

26 minutes ago, Blueshoff said:

Fucking Mylene Klass 

I’ve always liked her but went off her when she got rid of the big tits. Shallow I know but sometimes I’m just to honest for my own good 😁

[Barasa 633]

Best wringer out for a one armed window cleaner. Or making bogeys.

[plumbGER 22,552]

50 minutes ago, ready1873 said:

Shagging wee tidies 

Pervert

[Blueshoff 5,324]

17 minutes ago, Bad Robot said:

I’ve always liked her but went off her when she got rid of the big tits. Shallow I know but sometimes I’m just to honest for my own good 😁

Not shallow imo

[MVRanger 637]

Bikini line trimmer.

[RS4_wul 2,759]

1 hour ago, ready1873 said:

Depends what is deemed as tidy. 

Anyone that says yes?