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The Rangers board - a big thread

1.       Dave King took over in March 2015. Appointed Stuart McCall for the rest of the season where his time was embarrassing as we got pumped off Motherwell home and away which meant another year in the championship.

2.       McCall leaves and we appoint Mark Warburton. He gets us promoted but also embarrassingly loses in the 2016 Scottish Cup Final against Hibs which was their first Scottish Cup win in 114 years. Warburton gets found out more in the top division and is gone by February 2017.

3.       The board put Graeme Murty in caretaker charge before finally appointing Pedro Caixinha. An old pals act and he ended up being embarrassing. Our worst defeat against celtic under him, lose our 26 year home record to Aberdeen, the tarriers seal an invincible treble.

4.       Head into the summer of 2017 and spend 10 million on dross picked by Caixinha. Get put out in the first qualifying round of the Europa League against a pub team. Couldn’t win 3 games in a row. Caixinha gets the boot in October.

5.       The board then put Graeme Murty in caretaker charge again, stall for weeks to approach Derek McInnes, finally approach Aberdeen and McInnes ends up shitting the bed (thankfully).

6.       The board then put Murty in charge for the rest of the season which we get embarrassed, lose 4-0 and 5-0 to celtic within a fortnight and he even gets sacked. Tarriers win a double treble.

7.       The board then appoint Steven Gerrard in 2018 and we overhaul the playing squad. Lose in both cups to Aberdeen. Go into the winter break level on points with celtic which their manager is checking out yet come back and shit the bed after the break and fall 8 points behind.

8.       Brendan Rodgers then boosts and The Lurgan Bigot swans in after getting sacked off Hibs and gets a third consecutive treble over the line for the tarriers. We finish the season trophyless and 9 points behind celtic who we were level with at the New Year.

9.       Go into the following season and sign so much dross like Ojo, Jones, Hastie, Stewart and Barker. Lose the 2019 League Cup final to celtic. Win at Parkhead before New Year and go 2 points behind them with also a game in hand which would put us top.

10.   Come back after the break and shit the bed again. We fall 13 points behind celtic and get put out the Scottish Cup by a pish Hearts team who were bottom of the league before football is stopped because of pandemic. celtic win a fourth consecutive treble.

11.   Go into the following season with no fans in the ground. The Lurgan Bigot implodes, no pressure from the stands, we win the league and stop the 10. Yet we bottled the most gift wrapped treble the tarriers have ever gave us by losing to St Mirren and St Johnstone in the cups.

12.   We then go into the summer of 2021 needing freshness. We sign 3 players in Lundstram, Bacuna and Sakala when we needed a goalkeeper, a centre back, a central midfielder, a right winger and a striker. The board thought that team didn’t need rebuilt and insulted our intelligence.

13.   celtic appoint an unknown fat Aussie who was being laughed into the country. They had a major rebuild. Title should been a gimme for us as well as the cups here. Gerrard leaves in November when we’re 4 points clear.

14.   The board appoint Giovanni van Bronckhorst. He watches from the stands as we embarrassingly lose 3-1 at Hampden to Hibs in the League Cup. Gio then takes us into the break that gets moved to benefit celtic 6 points clear.

15.   Rangers come back after the winter break and just like 2 other occasions, shit the bed after the winter break. January transfer window was a disaster. We go to Parkhead and lose 3-0 which celtic swing the points. The tarriers with the unknown fat Aussie go on to win a double.

16.   We get to a European final which papers the cracks and stalls views of the board and Gio which we then ultimately bottle it against Frankfurt. We finish off the season with just the Scottish Cup in our clubs 150th year.

17.   We then need a major rebuild which we sell Bassey and Aribo for good money. We need a goalkeeper, 2 centre backs, a left back, 3 central midfielders, a right winger and 2 strikers.

18.   What do the board and Gio do? Extend McGregor, Davis and Arfield’s contracts. Sign an injury prone defender from Hearts. Sign a left back who’s the total opposite from Bassey. Sign Rabbi fuckin Matondo. Let Morelos and Kent’s contracts run down.

19.   The board sign 7 players, keep too many who should’ve been gone and we enter this season in a right state. Gio somehow manages to beat PSV to qualify for the Champions League. After that, it goes even more downhill from here.

20.   We lose 4-0 at Parkhead to celtic and get blown away in the first half again, we get utterly embarrassed in the Champions League and become statistically the worst side in Champions League history after the board take every penny they could off the fans.

21.   We draw 1-1 with Livingston at home and should’ve sacked Gio there and then. What do the board do? Keep him for another few weeks, hold out till we get to the World Cup to where we end up from 2 points behind to 9 points behind within that time.

22.   Gio gets sacked. What do the board do? Appoint Michael Beale. Why? Because he coached the players to one trophy in 3 years when he was a coach under Steven Gerrard.

23.   Beale comes in, wins game but in every single game apart from Hearts at Tynecastle we’ve been absolutely dreadful to watch. Rangers are an utter chore to watch and full of shitebags when it matters like yesterdays game.

24.   So the question is, why aren’t fans protesting? You were quick to fuckin chase the spivs out. Why not this board? Because they stopped the 10? They’ll also be the board who’ve appointed numerous dud managers and a board who’ll see celtic overtake our overall count next year.

25.   celtic yesterday went 3 trophies behind us, the leagues in the bag for them too so that’s 2 trophies. With a treble which is highly likely it’ll be 1. This board have oversaw celtic win 17 trophies and it’ll be 19 by the end of the season to our 2.

26.   If you think this is okay, fuck off and support Aberdeen. This is what they’ve become since the Fergie days. Accept the odd cup and the odd good performances a season.

27.   It’s as simple as this. Park needs to fuck off, so does Robertson, Bennett and Ross Wilson. Our club is seriously fucked with these amateur, penny pinching charlatans in charge.

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It’s bang on. 
 

No rat masks from the usual suspects this time around. Happy to back any fan’s group who would organise protests etc but nobody is willing to do it. We’ve become very passive as a support and swallow any old shite the board, management and players feed us. 
 

Social media was in a frenzy with Sakala’s comments this week, when it mattered most he couldn’t do it. That sums it up. 
 

We’re in serious danger of becoming just Rangers instead of associating us with trophies, winning, never say die attitude and everything the club was built on. 

 

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6 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Could someone c&p it in here for those that dont have twitter

It basically just covers in order what managers we had, what we won/lost and who we signed.

Not really sure what the point is. A lot of shit as well, like 'They're only in power because they stopped the 10'. No they're in power because they own the fucking club.

Protesting outside the stadium is not the way to go either. Beale fucked it yesterday, but he's pulling us in the right direction and it's clear he's just trying to get us to the summer so he can rebuild this shitshow of a squad.

Also claiming that all they care about is profit, we've literally made a profit once in a decade and are spending right up to the limit that FFP allows. The issue isn't that we're not spending, it's that we've spent the money poorly.

 

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3 minutes ago, RFC55 said:

Boys a bit of a wank 

Some of the stuff is a bit glass half-empty, must admit though there’s plenty of things that reflect really badly on the board (a lot of which I’d forgotten).

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32 minutes ago, SuperTav said:

The Rangers board - a big thread

1.       Dave King took over in March 2015. Appointed Stuart McCall for the rest of the season where his time was embarrassing as we got pumped off Motherwell home and away which meant another year in the championship.

2.       McCall leaves and we appoint Mark Warburton. He gets us promoted but also embarrassingly loses in the 2016 Scottish Cup Final against Hibs which was their first Scottish Cup win in 114 years. Warburton gets found out more in the top division and is gone by February 2017.

3.       The board put Graeme Murty in caretaker charge before finally appointing Pedro Caixinha. An old pals act and he ended up being embarrassing. Our worst defeat against celtic under him, lose our 26 year home record to Aberdeen, the tarriers seal an invincible treble.

4.       Head into the summer of 2017 and spend 10 million on dross picked by Caixinha. Get put out in the first qualifying round of the Europa League against a pub team. Couldn’t win 3 games in a row. Caixinha gets the boot in October.

5.       The board then put Graeme Murty in caretaker charge again, stall for weeks to approach Derek McInnes, finally approach Aberdeen and McInnes ends up shitting the bed (thankfully).

6.       The board then put Murty in charge for the rest of the season which we get embarrassed, lose 4-0 and 5-0 to celtic within a fortnight and he even gets sacked. Tarriers win a double treble.

7.       The board then appoint Steven Gerrard in 2018 and we overhaul the playing squad. Lose in both cups to Aberdeen. Go into the winter break level on points with celtic which their manager is checking out yet come back and shit the bed after the break and fall 8 points behind.

8.       Brendan Rodgers then boosts and The Lurgan Bigot swans in after getting sacked off Hibs and gets a third consecutive treble over the line for the tarriers. We finish the season trophyless and 9 points behind celtic who we were level with at the New Year.

9.       Go into the following season and sign so much dross like Ojo, Jones, Hastie, Stewart and Barker. Lose the 2019 League Cup final to celtic. Win at Parkhead before New Year and go 2 points behind them with also a game in hand which would put us top.

10.   Come back after the break and shit the bed again. We fall 13 points behind celtic and get put out the Scottish Cup by a pish Hearts team who were bottom of the league before football is stopped because of pandemic. celtic win a fourth consecutive treble.

11.   Go into the following season with no fans in the ground. The Lurgan Bigot implodes, no pressure from the stands, we win the league and stop the 10. Yet we bottled the most gift wrapped treble the tarriers have ever gave us by losing to St Mirren and St Johnstone in the cups.

12.   We then go into the summer of 2021 needing freshness. We sign 3 players in Lundstram, Bacuna and Sakala when we needed a goalkeeper, a centre back, a central midfielder, a right winger and a striker. The board thought that team didn’t need rebuilt and insulted our intelligence.

13.   celtic appoint an unknown fat Aussie who was being laughed into the country. They had a major rebuild. Title should been a gimme for us as well as the cups here. Gerrard leaves in November when we’re 4 points clear.

14.   The board appoint Giovanni van Bronckhorst. He watches from the stands as we embarrassingly lose 3-1 at Hampden to Hibs in the League Cup. Gio then takes us into the break that gets moved to benefit celtic 6 points clear.

15.   Rangers come back after the winter break and just like 2 other occasions, shit the bed after the winter break. January transfer window was a disaster. We go to Parkhead and lose 3-0 which celtic swing the points. The tarriers with the unknown fat Aussie go on to win a double.

16.   We get to a European final which papers the cracks and stalls views of the board and Gio which we then ultimately bottle it against Frankfurt. We finish off the season with just the Scottish Cup in our clubs 150th year.

17.   We then need a major rebuild which we sell Bassey and Aribo for good money. We need a goalkeeper, 2 centre backs, a left back, 3 central midfielders, a right winger and 2 strikers.

18.   What do the board and Gio do? Extend McGregor, Davis and Arfield’s contracts. Sign an injury prone defender from Hearts. Sign a left back who’s the total opposite from Bassey. Sign Rabbi fuckin Matondo. Let Morelos and Kent’s contracts run down.

19.   The board sign 7 players, keep too many who should’ve been gone and we enter this season in a right state. Gio somehow manages to beat PSV to qualify for the Champions League. After that, it goes even more downhill from here.

20.   We lose 4-0 at Parkhead to celtic and get blown away in the first half again, we get utterly embarrassed in the Champions League and become statistically the worst side in Champions League history after the board take every penny they could off the fans.

21.   We draw 1-1 with Livingston at home and should’ve sacked Gio there and then. What do the board do? Keep him for another few weeks, hold out till we get to the World Cup to where we end up from 2 points behind to 9 points behind within that time.

22.   Gio gets sacked. What do the board do? Appoint Michael Beale. Why? Because he coached the players to one trophy in 3 years when he was a coach under Steven Gerrard.

23.   Beale comes in, wins game but in every single game apart from Hearts at Tynecastle we’ve been absolutely dreadful to watch. Rangers are an utter chore to watch and full of shitebags when it matters like yesterdays game.

24.   So the question is, why aren’t fans protesting? You were quick to fuckin chase the spivs out. Why not this board? Because they stopped the 10? They’ll also be the board who’ve appointed numerous dud managers and a board who’ll see celtic overtake our overall count next year.

25.   celtic yesterday went 3 trophies behind us, the leagues in the bag for them too so that’s 2 trophies. With a treble which is highly likely it’ll be 1. This board have oversaw celtic win 17 trophies and it’ll be 19 by the end of the season to our 2.

26.   If you think this is okay, fuck off and support Aberdeen. This is what they’ve become since the Fergie days. Accept the odd cup and the odd good performances a season.

27.   It’s as simple as this. Park needs to fuck off, so does Robertson, Bennett and Ross Wilson. Our club is seriously fucked with these amateur, penny pinching charlatans in charge.

Just the facts of the matter. Really scunnered with where we are and don't see much changing. 

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