* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[scottyscott1963 18,192]

The invisibles just don't get that you have to win matches for it to be positive.
30 seconds after that cunt sutton mumbled something about "BM being there for the taking" and "if they can go on and get the win,they can put BM under pressure"
BOOOOM!!!!! and it's lights out and the tramps are heading for the exits.
GO HOME YA H***.

One thing I have noticed about brace face is his "ability" to fire in a hopeful ball then stands and admires it.
Apart from being one of the ugliest fuckin   I have the misfortune to clap eyes on,he aint worth £75.9 million.  

[Escobar 13,676]

They are out with two games left to play

How can you possible be proud of that hahaha.

[Gazza2258 478]

They don't get absolute perspective.

They were at their very best, yet a very mediocre slimline Bayern still cantered to a win.  

[Dickie1963 2,350]

1 hour ago, Blueshoff said:

The fact that they now seem to have the mindset that defeat is ok will work in our favour.

Rodgers can make getting your hand amputated seem like a manicure manicure. 

[Blueshoff 11,717]

8 minutes ago, Dickie1963 said:

Rodgers can make getting your hand amputated seem like a manicure manicure. 

Doubt he'll be there next season when EPL clubs come knocking - maybe 19 of them were scouting him last night!

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

They should be raging after that reality check last night. They dropped points to Killie at the weekend because they rested players in preparation for that game and in the end they still lost to a weakened Bayern side who had actually chose to rest players ahead of their own game against Dortmund.

Instead they're trying to pass it off as some heroic defeat. I seen cunts online this morning going on about how proud they are that their side went "toe to toe with a genuine European heavyweight and made them look like mere mortals" it's beyond embarrassing

[Chineseboy 1,563]

Bottom line: Savco are out, and were beaten by Bayerns B team.

[BlueAvenger 10,144]

I checked the result again this morning and despite their euphoria /bullshit..I can confirm that the scum lost 2-1 and won't qualify for the last 16 !!!! 

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

sinclair in the times saying “It just goes to show where we are going,” he said.regarding the progress they've made .  ahahahah full bullshit article in the times today 

nice pic of their "sweeper keeper" mind you 

  

[magic8ball 27,900]

the runners up champions 

[Gman36 3,454]

Can you imagine if we'd have been at the same stage as they are in a champs group years back? We be getting slated to fuck.

Would've been canny even beat a second string bayern etc etc 

[geneva_ger 9,317]

The illusion of truth, that by saying something often enough it becomes real.

No fucking shame with the retarded fucking half-wits and it's only their own that lap it up, every other cunt is pishing themselves at the antics.

[magic8ball 27,900]

3 minutes ago, Gman36 said:

Can you imagine if we'd have been at the same stage as they are in a champs group years back? We be getting slated to fuck.

Would've been canny even beat a second string bayern etc etc 

was thinking the same too 

hopefully Bayern play a weakened team away to anderlecht. anderlecht take something from the game thenvwin at the piggery .that would end their "guaranteed " Europa place

[BlueAvenger 10,144]

Obviously the 5 times champions were in awe of a team that won the old European cup over 50 years ago !!   

[Gman36 3,454]

2 minutes ago, magic8ball said:

was thinking the same too 

hopefully Bayern play a weakened team away to anderlecht. anderlecht take something from the game thenvwin at the piggery .that would end their "guaranteed " Europa place

Plenty of games where we played well against top sides, got beat, and don't ever recall any brave losers patter.

The fact the likes of English etc are talking this up so much basically proves their bias, as there's literally nothing else to congratulate them on. Oh well done for being able to comprehensively outspend the entirety of the Scottish football league and strolling to yet another league title.

The league up here is far more skewed towards the number one team than the premier league down south, yet this never ever seems to get mentioned.

Just this shite about somehow congratulating them on yet another dismal champions league campaign. 

[geneva_ger 9,317]

Only one way to stop this pish and it's winning 55 this year. FFS board get us the right manager and give him a bung to bring in some talent in January.

[SuperPapac05 3,383]

The fact that they are being praised just sums up this countries loser mentality. 'Oh, well, we lost but at least we tried our best ...' 

FUCK OFF!!! The ONLY thing that matters in sport is FUCKING WINNING!!! 

[Ryju84 3,170]

2 hours ago, BlueAvenger said:

I checked the result again this morning and despite their euphoria /bullshit..I can confirm that the scum lost 2-1 and won't qualify for the last 16 !!!! 

 

[cushynumber 25,178]

they were all doing that light phone thingy on the 67 minute - and Bayern nearly scored. Would have made my night.

[Mr Soprano 13,964]

11 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

they were all doing that light phone thingy on the 67 minute - and Bayern nearly scored. Would have made my night.

Fuck all on this...

 

[cushynumber 25,178]

some of the stuff being written in the papers today is fucking mind boggling. It wont be given any credence outside the east end of Glasgow and actually does the cellic team a disservice because they actually turned in a decent performance - albeit against an extremely weakened Bayern Munich.

 

The end result is they make themselves a laughing stock

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

7 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

some of the stuff being written in the papers today is fucking mind boggling. It wont be given any credence outside the east end of Glasgow and actually does the cellic team a disservice because they actually turned in a decent performance - albeit against an extremely weakened Bayern Munich.

 

The end result is they make themselves a laughing stock

Wait till ye read this long winded pish from the Evening Tims 

 

ACH, it was always going to be about third place and qualification for the Europa League knock-out stage after Christmas for celtic this time out.

And if they play as they did against Bayern Munich, a side that could conceivably win the Champions League this season, then they will have a chance, without getting too carried away, of going on a European run next year.

celtic played so wonderfully well at times at a pulsating Parkhead, better than the beasts of Bavaria for long spells.

Nobody could criticise a group of players which had shipped eight goals in two group defeats on nights they looked not even average at this level. Not on this intense night in Glasgow’s east end.

Even a less than full strength Bayern Munich side is full of serious footballers. celtic, with every respect, have little right to go toe-to-toe with the best team in German football. And, yet, the Scottish champions did just that.

They played some terrific stuff against a club whose very name demands respect.

Brendan Rodgers would have been disappointed, of course, but privately he perhaps thought his team’s best efforts in this group were always going to seem them finish third.

Oh, but how close his men got to a point.

James Forrest was mesmerising. Callum McGregor can always say he scored against Bayern Munich. Kieran Tierney was, well Kieran Tierney.

All three came through the academy. They and pretty much the rest looked at home here. If ever a home defeat could be viewed positively, this was it.

Rodgers spoke before the match of his reluctance to ‘park the bus’ but that is what Bayern Munich literally did.

At every away game, no matter where, the club’s own bus is driven thousands of miles across Europe so when the players arrive at their destination, it’s there waiting for them at the airport. That’s just showing off.

 

The bus is posher than some houses, which is why folk were taking selfies before the game. With a bus.

A big football club were in town, that was for sure.

You couldn’t walk around a corner of Glasgow during the day without bumping into a group of well- mannered and, it must be said, well-oiled Germans who had travelled in their thousands.

The five gold badges on the famous red strip symbolised how many times this incredible club had won the European Cup. There were t-shirts bearing the faces of Gerd Muller, Franz Beckenbauer and Paul Breitner. It was hard not to be just a bit impressed.

The same went for the You’ll Never Walk Alone at the start which had mouths quivering such was the passion it was belted out. On nights such as this, there is no better place to be on Planet Football.

From the start, it was a gripping match and, in Tierney, celtic have a superstar.

His run, tackle and pass four minutes into the game, gave Forrest the chance to pick out the run of Stuart Armstrong who didn’t quite get it right at the back post.

Forrest was outstanding. This was arguably his best game for celtic. There was only one star called Xamez on the pitch and it was the Prestwick lad rather than his namesake from Columbia.

From the off, celtic’s passing, movement and running off the ball was night and day compared to the performance in Munich of two weeks ago and the PSG game.

It was all looking pretty decent for 20 minutes and then calamity struck.

A punt from Bayern keeper Sven Ulreich could (should) have been dealt with by either Craig Gordon or Dedryck Boyata. Neither took responsibility and such silly mistakes are punished at this level just about every time. Kingsley Coman rolled the loose ball home as the inquest began among the celtic players.

Bayern Munich don’t need any help to score goals.

Rodgers turned away in disgust on the touchline. It was another avoidable goal and, again Gordon was partly (or is mostly the word) at fault in a big game. It’s a matter which must be addressed.

And just to make matters worse, the ball hit Coman’s arm before he scored which referee Danny Makkelie might have pulled him back for had he seen it.

Talk about pouring salt into wound.

To celtic’s great credit, they stuck to their guns and did not panic. If they were to go down, they were going down playing football. This is to be commended. No long balls were thrown forward, instead they played out from the back and got men forward.

They did not want to hear the half-time whistle.

It is against the law for Bayern Munich not to have a brilliant goalkeeper always, which is why Sven Ulreich somehow got his hand to an Armstrong show minutes after the break had ended.

celtic refused to give in. The supports didn’t stop singing. Everyone kept believing. Even the ball-boys did their job, getting play started again.

And then it happened with 16 minutes to go.

Forrest, who else, brilliantly scooped a pass to McGregor who poked the ball into the net. Cue mild applause and some tips of the hat. Or it was utter bedlam.

It lasted just a few minutes. Damn it.

As the seriously big teams tend to do whenever they need a goal, Bayern clicked through a few gears, a cross came in, Javi Martinez got the jump on Nir Bitton and it was 2-1 before anyone knew it.

Reality does suck; however, celtic have a real chance of doing something in the Europa League. For now, that will do. They earned their standing ovation.

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

11 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

some of the stuff being written in the papers today is fucking mind boggling. It wont be given any credence outside the east end of Glasgow and actually does the cellic team a disservice because they actually turned in a decent performance - albeit against an extremely weakened Bayern Munich.

 

The end result is they make themselves a laughing stock

I think we have a winner to the most mind boggling. How can anyone think this, type this, approve this and actually get this to print. Mad bastards!

 

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

That thing they do with the torches on their phones is cringey as fuck. Looks like something you'd expect to see weans doing at a pop concert.

[cushynumber 25,178]

2 minutes ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

Wait till ye read this long winded pish from the Evening Tims 

 

ACH, it was always going to be about third place and qualification for the Europa League knock-out stage after Christmas for celtic this time out.

And if they play as they did against Bayern Munich, a side that could conceivably win the Champions League this season, then they will have a chance, without getting too carried away, of going on a European run next year.

celtic played so wonderfully well at times at a pulsating Parkhead, better than the beasts of Bavaria for long spells.

Nobody could criticise a group of players which had shipped eight goals in two group defeats on nights they looked not even average at this level. Not on this intense night in Glasgow’s east end.

Even a less than full strength Bayern Munich side is full of serious footballers. celtic, with every respect, have little right to go toe-to-toe with the best team in German football. And, yet, the Scottish champions did just that.

They played some terrific stuff against a club whose very name demands respect.

Brendan Rodgers would have been disappointed, of course, but privately he perhaps thought his team’s best efforts in this group were always going to seem them finish third.

Oh, but how close his men got to a point.

James Forrest was mesmerising. Callum McGregor can always say he scored against Bayern Munich. Kieran Tierney was, well Kieran Tierney.

All three came through the academy. They and pretty much the rest looked at home here. If ever a home defeat could be viewed positively, this was it.

Rodgers spoke before the match of his reluctance to ‘park the bus’ but that is what Bayern Munich literally did.

At every away game, no matter where, the club’s own bus is driven thousands of miles across Europe so when the players arrive at their destination, it’s there waiting for them at the airport. That’s just showing off.

 

The bus is posher than some houses, which is why folk were taking selfies before the game. With a bus.

A big football club were in town, that was for sure.

You couldn’t walk around a corner of Glasgow during the day without bumping into a group of well- mannered and, it must be said, well-oiled Germans who had travelled in their thousands.

The five gold badges on the famous red strip symbolised how many times this incredible club had won the European Cup. There were t-shirts bearing the faces of Gerd Muller, Franz Beckenbauer and Paul Breitner. It was hard not to be just a bit impressed.

The same went for the You’ll Never Walk Alone at the start which had mouths quivering such was the passion it was belted out. On nights such as this, there is no better place to be on Planet Football.

From the start, it was a gripping match and, in Tierney, celtic have a superstar.

His run, tackle and pass four minutes into the game, gave Forrest the chance to pick out the run of Stuart Armstrong who didn’t quite get it right at the back post.

Forrest was outstanding. This was arguably his best game for celtic. There was only one star called Xamez on the pitch and it was the Prestwick lad rather than his namesake from Columbia.

From the off, celtic’s passing, movement and running off the ball was night and day compared to the performance in Munich of two weeks ago and the PSG game.

It was all looking pretty decent for 20 minutes and then calamity struck.

A punt from Bayern keeper Sven Ulreich could (should) have been dealt with by either Craig Gordon or Dedryck Boyata. Neither took responsibility and such silly mistakes are punished at this level just about every time. Kingsley Coman rolled the loose ball home as the inquest began among the celtic players.

Bayern Munich don’t need any help to score goals.

Rodgers turned away in disgust on the touchline. It was another avoidable goal and, again Gordon was partly (or is mostly the word) at fault in a big game. It’s a matter which must be addressed.

And just to make matters worse, the ball hit Coman’s arm before he scored which referee Danny Makkelie might have pulled him back for had he seen it.

Talk about pouring salt into wound.

To celtic’s great credit, they stuck to their guns and did not panic. If they were to go down, they were going down playing football. This is to be commended. No long balls were thrown forward, instead they played out from the back and got men forward.

They did not want to hear the half-time whistle.

It is against the law for Bayern Munich not to have a brilliant goalkeeper always, which is why Sven Ulreich somehow got his hand to an Armstrong show minutes after the break had ended.

celtic refused to give in. The supports didn’t stop singing. Everyone kept believing. Even the ball-boys did their job, getting play started again.

And then it happened with 16 minutes to go.

Forrest, who else, brilliantly scooped a pass to McGregor who poked the ball into the net. Cue mild applause and some tips of the hat. Or it was utter bedlam.

It lasted just a few minutes. Damn it.

As the seriously big teams tend to do whenever they need a goal, Bayern clicked through a few gears, a cross came in, Javi Martinez got the jump on Nir Bitton and it was 2-1 before anyone knew it.

Reality does suck; however, celtic have a real chance of doing something in the Europa League. For now, that will do. They earned their standing ovation.

unreal the hyperbole