CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I was sent a parcel last Christmas.I didn't recognise the handwriting, it felt heavy, so, as yet, I've still to open it as I fear I could be killed, maimed, or both maimed and killed then maimed again in a second explosive-device-type explosion which would leave me limping and badly maimed.I'm convinced it could be either:A: A gross of assorted bullets (in various colours).B: A nail-filled explosive device (finger nails, toe nails, etc).C: A bag of dog shit wrapped in fireworks and triggered by someone lighting the end of one of the bangers..........er, which in this case would be me. D: All of the above.It's been 4-months since this parcel arrived and although I've been tempted many a time to contact Plod or the Post Office anti-exploding-parcel section, I haven't done so.Given recent events - maybe I should. PS. As a footnote, my elderly aunt (who always send a Christmas present) hasn't spoken to me since January.Coincidence or what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmond7 795 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Considering the amount of 'bombs' that are supposed to have been sent since the start of this season alone, and not one of them has reached their destination, basically proves the whole thing is a farce. The Royal Mail, Customs, whoever else cannot intercept every single parcel and there have been people in the past, much more high profile and important than a rank little twat managing a shitty football club, who have recieved parcels and been injured by them. They're pushing it too far now, and it just doesn't strike me as being credible. If I'm wrong and Lemon gets blown to bits.... well at least I'll be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 107,780 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I expect to see this story in the front pages of all the papers tomorrow Contact the police right away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart1994 4,263 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 From Celtic this doesn't surprise me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peat1873 8 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don81 2,832 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Anyone think the priest taught them this game at chapel? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don81 2,832 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Anyone think the priest taught them this game at chapel when they were wee? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "One Scotland, Many Cultures".. Unless you are an Irish Catholic, of course.. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Facebook Taigs Taigs + Facebook Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Haha fucking idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzalivesforever 1,985 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 :isay: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baratheon 16 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Delete him quick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh103 12 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Poofy bams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Joe the bigot Ledley out for the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRodgA2k8 542 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Joe the bigot Ledley out for the seasonSweep Sweep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senna 735 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Let's open this again.AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.3 cup finals Gers. Let's not fuck it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,732 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I sincerely hope we'll be getting a new edition of A Nightmare on Kerryfail Street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonGrey 365 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I sincerely hope we'll be getting a new edition of A Nightmare on Kerryfail Street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelf 1,153 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Hahahahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
a new star 9 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO ALL U TIMS SPYING ON HERE.... GIRFUY!!!!WHERES THE THUNDER NOW??HERE WE GO FOR 3 IN A ROW! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,010 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 No comments or jokesJust a big GIRUY sellic.....and Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheNuts 552 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAH lennon was twatted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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