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1 hour ago, Supersonic said:

He wants to stay and win the Scottish cup! :mutley:

 

On a serious note though, it probably all depends on what his motivations are.

How much first team football you reckon he'd see at Chelsea? How much of a wage would he be on down there? 

Noticed a few tims on forums (such as reddit for example) saying although great in the bigger games, he regularly disappears in the smaller games. I wonder if this Chelsea interest goes far enough to see his form drop a bit?

I just think if Chelsea are really serious about handing over anywhere close to that big of a sum, there's better players out there than this cunt. With just as much potential and capable of hitting the ground running in the premier league.

Lacazette. Aduriz (albeit he is pretty old)  would cost less. Chelsea seem desperate for a striker having been Interested in Llorente earlier on in the window.

Wouldn't be shocked to see them take Gordon for a million or two then the filth claim they knocked back trillions for dumbelle and kept him for a push on the champions league and them being dumb fucks will lap it up.

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29 minutes ago, TEFTONG said:

The fake news department at the piggery have been in full effect for a few years now...

Their fake news / PR department has managed to:

1) Over-evaluate all the mediocre players they have, so that lower end Premiership teams down south snap them up year on year for £xx million...

2) Divert all attention of the media away from their ex players over tax avoidance schemes, whilst in recent years similar stories were front page news regarding us

3) Keep the name "Ce**ic" out of the papers / television when it comes to the 'recent sexual abuse of young boys' scandal

 

Whilst the Scottish mhedia, and their love in with them continues to be a factor, their PR department is doing the job that it is supposed to be doing... and with good effect sadly.

 

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40 minutes ago, Ryju84 said:

Their fake news / PR department has managed to:

1) Over-evaluate all the mediocre players they have, so that lower end Premiership teams down south snap them up year on year for £xx million...

2) Divert all attention of the media away from their ex players over tax avoidance schemes, whilst in recent years similar stories were front page news regarding us

3) Keep the name "Ce**ic" out of the papers / television when it comes to the 'recent sexual abuse of young boys' scandal

 

Whilst the Scottish mhedia, and their love in with them continues to be a factor, their PR department is doing the job that it is supposed to be doing... and with good effect sadly.

 

Good effect? It's so effective their name hasn't been brought up in any child abuse articles, unless were mentioned.

The two kids who got bottled at recent old firms was a man in a green and white top or a green top...

Dembele is worth £40 million, Tierney £20 million, when you have people like Gerry McCulloch claiming he's one of the best left backs in Europe. Claiming £3million isn't good enough for a second rate keeper. 

They have the media sown down to a tee, and here we are, letting a keeper go and paying 250k for the other.

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Chelsea are trying to sign that Belotti from Torino, absolutely certain this won't happen, Lawwell's PR machine going into overdrive trying to a force a move through before the deadline cause he can smell the paper the fat ugly lying cunt

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"And early on January 31 – Deadline Day – Dembele arrived in London, with eagle-eyed travellers spotting the forward departing a plane in London.

While Brendan Rodgers’ Celtic are quick to point out he is purely having a scan on a potential knee injury, the news seems somewhat unlikely, with Dembele almost certainly in town to put pen to paper on a deal with the Premier League leaders."

 

Ta ta.:duh:

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Are we meant to believe that it's just a coincidence that scum fc has sent him to London for a scan on his knee on transfer deadline day. He is going no where but I've got to admire the market team at paedo dome, in the summer it'll be sold to us how close Chelsea came to signing this dud for £30 million which will placate their fans on more eejits like giffiths. 

A player who's true value is anywhere near £10 million would never have a game against an amateur team where it's described ineffective. Lincoln imps defence can subdue him which sums up why he is now playing in Scottish football.

"Rodgers, who had earlier introduced James Forrest and Stuart Armstrong, went to the well for the final time and introduced Nadir Ciftci for the ineffective Dembele but the Turk found the lack of service just as "

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1 minute ago, harlands plater said:

Looks likes the tarriers are being panicked into selling him for a bargain basement £40m. Another few goals against Ross County and Kilmarnock could have seen him worth double that by the end of the season.

Tragic part is you know that some of their support believe that.

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It's pretty funny the way they conduct their own make believe auction without any bids being received whatsoever, or any apparent interest in signing the player.

So his value started at about 20 Mill, entirely decided by them. That then moved to about 30 Mill via a mythical West ham bid, which now has been elevated to 40 Mill via a mythical bid from Chelsea. 

A guy who was bought for 500k at the start of the season and the only noteworthy thing about him was one good game against man city in the champs league. 

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