* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[sonOwilliam 0]

this thread is still funny

celtic

They bring it on themself's, there so funny with the comments they make.

[mccoist355 4]

I'm getting to work on a wee "laugh at celtic" video for youtube - including all the funnies posted on here,

Any other requests/ideas for the vid?

Have even tracked down some HQ footage of the inbred tim interview

No request/idea, but I look forward to seeing the video

A bit of a mish mash but here it is:

Thanks for the material lads whoever you are - that goes for Tony and Robbie too

A wee aside, it seems my vid playing Keanos Liverpool interview over the celtic unveiling made the national press

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...true-again.html

Pity it had to be the sun

[RoscoRfc 1]

How about to the same tune they sing " Keano, theres only one keano"

"KEANO, YOUR GONNY WIN F*** ALL"

[warden90 0]

[flecky1 4]

theres a song for him in the generic thread i think

it was a cracker

[Allzo 91]

Rooooobiee robbie robbie robbie robbie robbie robbie Keane, you irish cunt, god save the queen.

(To the same tune as Gaaaaaaaaaby gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor)

[mccoist355 4]

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A wee aside, it seems my vid playing Keanos Liverpool interview over the celtic unveiling made the national press

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...true-again.html

Pity it had to be the sun

Error with the vid sorted hopefully...

[flecky1 4]

walters picture on that vid

"bitch slapping celtic since 1991" effin brilliant

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,137]

Classic.

Dont believe your own hype timbots!

Mowbray must stay!!

Thanks Mate

Fuck Avatar for the Oscars, this is a real winner

[mccoist355 4]

A day in the life of Robbie Keane

12pm: Get up and eat hearty Irish breakfast. It's going to be another long transfer deadline day chez Keane. I've been a massive fan of transfer deadline day all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

12.45pm: Mmm, that was tasty. I've been a massive fan of rashers, eggs, sausages, baked beans, black pudding, soda bread and black tea all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

1.30pm: Knock on lid of sunbed and ask Claudine where designer washbag is. She says she'll pack it for me when she's finished topping up her tan. She's been a massive fan of UV rays, going back to when she was a kid growing up in Dublin.

1.35pm: Check tabloid websites to see which teams I'm being linked with. Ooh! Sunderland and the Celtic. I haven't played for either before, but like Wolves, Coventry, Inter, Dirty Leeds, Sp*rs and Liverpool, I've been a massive fan of both clubs all my life, going back to when I was kid growing up in Dublin.

1.50pm: Print off template of stock unveiling speech that's served me so well down the years: "It's absolutely fantastic, a real dream come true for me. I've been a [insert team name in here] fan all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin, and I always had a [insert team name in here] shirt on my back. So, to be here now as a [insert team name in here] player is incredible and I couldn't be happier ..."

2pm: Mr 10% hasn't called, so knock on lid of sunbed to ask Claudine what I should do next. She says to check to see if there's any reporters from Sky Sports News standing shivering outside the house. I've been a massive fan of Sky Sports News all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

2.05pm: Dash to window and look, but can't see any reporters from Sky Sports News.

4pm: Remember to open curtains and see inquisitive face of shivering, microphone-wielding eejit in Sky Sports puffa jacket staring back at me. I've been a massive fan of Andy Burton all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

4.30pm: Get call from Mr 10% - the Celtic have come in for me!!! That's great news. I've been a massive fan of the Celtic all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

4.35pm: Get on AA route-finder. 401.4 miles!?!?!? I can't get there by the deadline at 5pm.

5.40pm: Ring Mr 10% to explain predicament. Apparently the transfer window in Scotland doesn't close until midnight, so I've time to get a flight. A flight? I've been a massive fan of flying all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

5.45pm: Knock on lid of sunbed and tell Claudine we're moving to Glasgow.

5.50pm: Orange arm emerges from sunbed holding Armani washbag containing cheese sandwiches and a Lucozade bottle full of cold tea. I've been a massive fan of packed lunch all my life going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

5.55pm: Leave house, step over frozen corpse of microphone-wielding man in Sky Sports puffa jacket. Drive to airport, get on plane.

9pm: Appear before press at Celtic Park wearing green and white hoops, the colours of Celtic who I've been a massive fan of all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin. "It's absolutely unbelievable. I always wanted to play for the Celtic and it works out well for both parties."

9.05pm: Check fixture list. Next up it's Kilmarnock away. I've been a massive fan of Kilma … actually no, I've never heard of them

[mccoist355 4]

Thats been posted so many times now

Really? I hadn't read it yet so i presume a few others might not have

[tommy2212 151]

''Morning gaffer did you watch the killie game last night''

[Cumbria_blue 51]

Here's a thought, Last game of the season, we've to play Hibs if they beat us Celtic finish third! Timplosion?

thats an interesting scenario would you cheer a hibs goal ?

Something like that happened in England one year when Everton needed to at least draw and Bolton to lose to stay up. Bolton were playing Chelsea, and in the last 5 minutes were 1-0 down, knowing that if they equalised they would stay up. The Chelsea fans were all cheering on Bolton and even booed when Chelsea scored the second goal in injury time

So that sort of thing has happened before.

[Cumbria_blue 51]

This has to be Tony Mowbray's worst week at Celtic.........since last week.

[soulboy 2,518]

McGayday must be fuming two players on him haha

Mcgayday with two folk on him must have brought back memories for him of being in Jim Torbetts house

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

The treble starts 21st March!!

[showtime69 514]

Keane:

a 4th choice striker from a 3rd world country, playing for a 2nd rate team managed by a 1st class diddy

hahaha just got sent that in a text

[lintylassie84 0]

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A wee aside, it seems my vid playing Keanos Liverpool interview over the celtic unveiling made the national press

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...true-again.html

Pity it had to be the sun

Error with the vid sorted hopefully...

I love that!

Very well done

[likeacare 9]

Keane:

a 4th choice striker from a 3rd world country, playing for a 2nd rate team managed by a 1st class diddy

hahaha just got sent that in a text

[Jamie1807 146]

get a good few chuckles out of this 1 lads

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pa...19418467?ref=nf

Anthony R were gona kick rangers assssss gud nd ard cme on celts..................Yesterday at 15:52

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

Mark McGhee says Keane is better than Laudrup etc :lol:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...-and-Laudo.html

[Sgt. Pepper 117]

Mark McGhee says Keane is better than Laudrup etc :lol:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...-and-Laudo.html

[StekoRFC 0]

World beating killie 1-0 Robbie "Celtic" Keane :clap:

[PaulRFC1 115]

Mark McGhee says Keane is better than Laudrup etc :lol:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...-and-Laudo.html

Words cannot describe how much of an idiot Mark McGhee is.

[Garfield 47]

Mcgayday suspended for the next OF game? He was 1 card away from a suspension I'm sure and got booked last nite, suspension starts 14 days after last yellow card I think. Does that all work out correct? If so.... Carling doesn't do Tuesday bites but if they did........

No, which allows us to show how shite he actually is again -

The ban kicks in 14 days after the offence, so he will have to sit out the SPL game against Dundee United on February 20.

But, much to Mowbray’s relief, McGeady’s suspension is only for one match, which means he will be free to return for the Old Firm game at Ibrox a week later.