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    Gutted.

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    I was gonna post last night but decided it would be better to let it all blow over.

    Went to bed gutted, woke up feeling worse. I know people are gonna say "there's no excuses" and there isn't but the referee did not help in any way. 2nd goal was a mile offside. The linesman had a howler also, i felt like every decision went against us from the word go. I couldn't see the penalty from where i was sitting but seen a few saying it was a stonewaller, surprised he gave it. I thought Kyles Red was a horrendous decision, again, couldn't see for his first Yellow so couldn't say if that was or not but his 2nd was certainly not.

    I've seen people calling Ally a "cunt", "failure" and telling him to "get to fuck". I know people are angry with him but he is never any of those things. This is a man who stood by us when we were dragged through the dirt, stuck by us when no one else would. I, for one am still backing him, i may not agree with the long ball or some of his tactics/changes but i'll back him to the death. He is part to blame but so are the players.

    That brings me to Sandaza.. I don't usually single out players but he is absolutely shocking. Last night i was hoping he would be in Glasgow airport on the first plane as far away to fuck as possible, that was probably a tad harsh but who can blame me. Jig should NOT be in midfield, upfront or nothing for me. If it was my decision, i wouldn't have taken McKay off, if we were gonna get any sort of chance to score another in the 90 it would have came through him. It's clear we miss Templeton/Little, i know Temps has only played one game but my fuck we missed him last night. Would we have won at Annan if he lasted 90 minutes? Who knows. Alexander kept us in it, had a couple of really good saves, overall, we pushed our luck and surprised we even got to extra time.

    Can't disagree with any of that

    It's gutting, out of a cup, i wanted to win it but it obviously wasn't meant to be. We need to pick ourselves up for Sunday & get on with it, no point sitting talking/thinking about what could have been. The performance needs to improve on Sunday, big time. Onwards & upwards.

    No Surrender.

    Kilmarnock stars to phone fans in plea to buy more season tickets

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    "Hullo, Could I speak to Ronnie please ?"

    "Aye, this is Ronnie, who is it ? If yer selling double glazing, loft insulation, solar power ye can beat it pal"

    "Naw, naw, Ronnie. It's Kenny Shiels here. I'm no selling anything. I'll tell ye whit it is....I see you've no renewed yer season ticket this year. Any reason for that ?"

    "Fuck off Galloway. I've heard yer wind-ups on the radio and yer no getting me"

    "naw wait Ronnie. It really is me. We're in dire straits. We did what yeez wanted and voted Rangers oot, yet still nobody bought season tickets and we're left looking like dafties"

    "Well mibbees ye shouldnae have listened to fans then. What the fuck do they know about running a football club. ? We wanted Rangers oot, but no oot that much. Who wants to watch a league thats done by August FFS ?"

    "It might no be Ronnie, there's still a lot to play for, like getting top 6"

    "Aye right ye are Kenny. I'll stick to watching it on the telly"

    "Er.....well....Ronnie...We kinda dropped the baw on that one anaw. Sky fucked off"

    "Dearie me Kenny, That's a helluva mess you've got us into"

    "That's why I'm phoning you Ronnie. If all the fans bought season books, the club can survive. Can I count on your support Ronnie ? Will I put yer name down for one ?"

    "So ye are trying to sell me something then ya lying bass, I'd rather buy solar heating"

    "I've just spoken my boss, the chairman, and he says we could do you a one-off 50% reduction."

    "50% off eh ? For a league thats lost 90% of it's value. I don't thinks so"

    "Don't be so hasty Ronnie. I've just had a thought. We had a special offer price of 75% off which I might still be able to get you. hang on I'll check with the boss again." (Makes call and "argues" with boss).

    "He wisnae happy Ronnie but says he'll do it. Will ye renew for 75% off ? We'll even throw in a Killie pie and a mention on the tannoy at every game"

    "Nah kenny. Ye couldnae pay me to watch a league like that. A bunch of diddy clubs vying for second place. I can watch barca and Man U etc for less on the telly"

    "Do you know anybody else that might buy a season ticket then Ronnie, we're desperate"

    "Doubt it Kenny. If I was you I'd get down the job centre"

    "Cheers Ronnie, I might have to do that. You're the 432nd person to tell me that today. Bye then"

    "Cheerio Kenny. I'll mibbees See you down the dole on monday."

    (Hangs up)

    :)

    Kilmarnock stars to phone fans in plea to buy more season tickets

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    Kilmarnock fans can expect a phone call from their own manager or players this week, as the club bids to persuade more supporters to buy season tickets.

    In an unusual step by the Ayrshire club, boss Kenny Shiels and skipper Manuel Pascali will take to the phone lines to tell fans who have yet to part with their cash for a seat at Rugby Park to get behind Killie this season.

    Other members of the first team will also be making calls as the club bids to attract a big following for the campaign ahead.

    Speaking on the official Kilmarnock FC website, Shiels told fans that the club was expecting some hardship following Rangers having to re-join Scottish football in the Third Division.

    Sheils said: “Making up the shortfall in gate receipts will be a priority and when I heard that the club was planning to contact fans to encourage them to renew their season tickets I thought it was a great idea and I was keen to get involved."

    Pascali said that a chance conversation over lunch at Killie’s training base in Glasgow led to the idea growing.

    Now, with a Ghostbusters-themed campaign launched and calls starting on Thursday, July 26, Pascali will lead his team-mates in the call centre as well as on the pitch.

    The Italian midfielder said: “I asked if there was anything that the players could do to help out and they suggested that we could get involved in phoning the fans. I thought why not and put it to the rest of the guys.

    “It was no surprise to me when they agreed to help out either in making the calls or simply being available to meet the fans as they arrive to collect their season tickets."

    Kilmarnock have so far shifted 2500 season tickets for the new season and club chairman Michael Johnston said they would set a target of 3800 to reach.

    Mr Johnston added: “The example of Kenny, Manuel and the rest of the squad offering to get involved in the sales campaign further confirms the spirit that epitomises our great club."

    But I thought they would be selling out after Rangers were kicked out :) Desperate times, eh! Hope the crem's big enough to cope with the funerals of these clubs. Die slowly please

    The time for diplomacy is over

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    It's obvious with Liewell yanking Reagan's chain the taigs are trying to influence the outcome of Rangers SFA membership negotiations. This is outrageous. Green needs to make a statement NOW naming Liewell and making it clear what happens is fuck all to do with him or his scumbag team. We hold the cards we need to nail this Cnut now

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