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Colin Steins Winner

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  1. British solo male: I don't care about anyone as long as Lemar comes last.? Has the guy even been alive in the last 2 years?

    Lemar is a soul legend, how dare you. The man came 3rd on Fame Academy, show him some respect.

    Have you not heard his new album ?

    'It's not that easy' One for the ladies, sets the mood (tu)

    'Someone should tell you'. Truly emotional.

    And watch out for his duet with Joss Stone, 'Anniversary'. It's a real toe tapper (tu)

    And you said Kasabian were pointless doh

    Kasabian aren't fit to tie his shoe laces, they are so far down the quality list that even Gary Barlow laughs at them.

    If Kasabian end up with more prizes than Take That, it will truly be a dark day in British music (td)

    Your either very sarcastic or very drunk.

    Only joking , each to their own and all that. (tu)

  2. British solo male: I don't care about anyone as long as Lemar comes last.  Has the guy even been alive in the last 2 years?

    Lemar is a soul legend, how dare you. The man came 3rd on Fame Academy, show him some respect.

    Have you not heard his new album ?

    'It's not that easy' One for the ladies, sets the mood (tu)

    'Someone should tell you'. Truly emotional.

    And watch out for his duet with Joss Stone, 'Anniversary'. It's a real toe tapper (tu)

    And you said Kasabian were pointless doh

  3. Sitting at home sipping a can of Tennents. (beer)

    tennants you say i have 4 cans of "damaged" tennants sitting in my warehouse if my mood worsens then they WILL be getting cracked open

    Crack them open OC and get them drank ;)

    only problem being that i would have to walk home from work or risk getting caught drink driving but then again i can always ask for a lift but i don't think the boss would appreciate me getting half cut at work <_<

    <sesm>

  4. Girl to dad - dad any chance i could get a lend of your car for a few hours?

    Dad points to his manhood - Yes as long as you give this a suck

    Girl - Come on dad thats disgusting just give me the car

    Dad - Im telling you if you suck this,the cars yours

    Girl - No way

    Dad - Then no car

    Girl - OK then

    So the girl gets to it then stops

    Girl - Ayyyy that tastes like jobbies

    Dad - I know your brother wanted the motorbike earlier on. (hah)

  5. i wana go and see robbie williams, lacuna coil? evanescence and the scissors sisters

    I would love to go see the Scissors Sisters too (tu)

    got their albums lol.. they are class..

    x Mrs Burke x

    <nooo>

    :ph43r: well its actually my mums albums :rolleyes: but I listen to it

    too.. its goooood..

    I dont feel like dancing (tu) haha

    x Mrs Burke x

    They sicken me <yuck> Cant stand them. <nooo>

    :( .. whens the snoop dogg concert yoor going to again?

    x Mrs Burke x

    It's at the end of March Mrs B. :pipe:

    I guess yoor going too (tu) class.. my birthday at the end

    of march then im going to see Westlife :lol: :ph43r:

    x Mrs Burke x

    I sure am as mentioned in the first post of this thread. Pay attention u! ;)

    Westlife .. aww ffs. <crweee> <crweee> <crweee>

    Would love to push them off their wee gayboy stools and smash them over the head with them.

    :lol::lol::lol:

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