[If we get the beasts in a Cup game at Ibrox.]

Dont know if there's a minimum number we have to give them or not but surely now we're not in the same league there's no reason to give them as many as before?

It would be a great gesture to give them fuck all but this means you cant see the roasters hating it when we give them a hammering. I would give them the corner same as everyone else gets, charge them 60 quid a ticket, then make sure there's no toilets/catering available in that part of the ground.

fucking hell, no toilets?

[Fraser Aird]

Born in Canada - mum and dad are Scottish and his dad is a big Bear

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think being born in the commonwealth to British parents gives you the choice of any of the home nations. Hopefully he will see sense

[Fraser Aird]

Had a great debut and by the sounds of him he may be a star for us and even though I cant stand the SFA muppets I hope he picks Scotland

I'm on my phone so can't see the interview. Which countries is he eligible to play for?

[Cannae wait! Remebrance Home game]

Can anyone, from any part of the armed forces turn up or is it just for regs? I'm in the TA

[Strip lettering.]

You get FB. I'll get AB!

Okay, I'll keep an eye out for a middle-aged RM user with AB on his XXL shirt next time I'm up at Ibrox

[White Socks]

I can handle years of mismanagment, european disapointment, poor/lack of transfers, administration and being demoted to the third division but white socks?! I'm gonna do myself in after posting this

[Strip lettering.]

AntrimBear would cost a fortune

After I paid to have FifeBearette on mine

[Custom Rangers 2012 Calendar]

Asking for pictures of wee McKay? It's safe to say that secretary won't be giving you a go of her hole.

Does nobody have calendars of naked ladies anymore?!

[Strip lettering.]

That's the one! Shiels on the other!

I meant to say £1 per letter. Shiels is class, you should get my name on the third strip

[Strip lettering.]

£1 per number usually and a bit more for a number. I think Black 8 would cost about a tenner if that's what you're after

[Dallas Cowboys to become feeder club for Rangers FC]

I've actually followed the cowboys for around 12 years, happy to see these great sporting institutions doing business

[please help rangers fans!]

She makes me sick, english taigs are a strange breed. I'd probably only pump her once or twice...for research purposes

[Section 2.6.4. of Dossier: European football]

I can't for the life of me see how that ''leaves the door open''

To me that says the ''door'' is shut regardless if we get special dispensation or not.

How do you get that we could be allowed to play?

That says to me the door is welded shut, even if we were given special dispensation.

Read the bit you didn't highlight.

[Brace yourself.... this might send a few people over the edge.....]

Prince Charlie of Orange

[Long Throw ins]

I'm sure Wallace has a big throw in his locker

[Celtic's Racist banner]

Aye it's offensive. I think it calls for OP Banner Vol.2

[what happened to the red and black socks?]

They're only red for this season because of the 1972 kit are they not?

Our red and black socks make the strip distinctive IMO.

[The Proof. The sun has seen documentary evidence that Hampden bosses asked ....]

I stopped reading after "The Sun..."

[Fitness levels within the team]

May be a stupid question, is it ever possible to watch training sessions?

[#GreeninToronto]

'Adidas said to me we've lost Liverpool and Real Madrid, Rangers will be the biggest club we have.'

Please please please be true.

We would have been the biggest club anyway. I've never even heard of them diddy teams.

[McCoist: "We're not getting started away from home."]

I want to see Ally really lose his temper if this happens again

[Is there any good reason why bbc radio had the shinty on today instead of us?]

Much as they may hate us, they still know we're their biggest draw, and would've had us if they could. So my guess is, they didn't have the rights.

Show us the rights!

[Kyle Bartley]

All the tims are raging

I'm not on twitter, what sort of stuff are those filthy bastards spewing out?

[We have the best facilities by far, why are the failing to produce]

Because I haven't been invited on trial as of yet

[Do you feel a connection with Liverpool at times like this?]

Exactly. It seems some have made up their own mind.

I assumed you are/were an Irish Guard