AntrimBear

fucking hell, no toilets?

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think being born in the commonwealth to British parents gives you the choice of any of the home nations. Hopefully he will see sense

I'm on my phone so can't see the interview. Which countries is he eligible to play for?

Can anyone, from any part of the armed forces turn up or is it just for regs? I'm in the TA

Okay, I'll keep an eye out for a middle-aged RM user with AB on his XXL shirt next time I'm up at Ibrox

I can handle years of mismanagment, european disapointment, poor/lack of transfers, administration and being demoted to the third division but white socks?! I'm gonna do myself in after posting this

After I paid to have FifeBearette on mine

Asking for pictures of wee McKay? It's safe to say that secretary won't be giving you a go of her hole. Does nobody have calendars of naked ladies anymore?!

I meant to say £1 per letter. Shiels is class, you should get my name on the third strip

£1 per number usually and a bit more for a number. I think Black 8 would cost about a tenner if that's what you're after

I've actually followed the cowboys for around 12 years, happy to see these great sporting institutions doing business

She makes me sick, english taigs are a strange breed. I'd probably only pump her once or twice...for research purposes

Read the bit you didn't highlight.

Prince Charlie of Orange

I'm sure Wallace has a big throw in his locker