lochinver-bear
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my brother has just got his first pc and hasnt got a broadband connection yet , so i was wondering what the cheapest and most reliable option for him would be ?
he`s living in glasgow btw
oh and thanks in anticipation (beer1)
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think it will be 3-1 for the gers with adam , sionko an fergie getting on the score sheet
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5-0 RANGERS
PLG hat trick
cr has been on the happy baccy again -
"I Love the Smell of Glasgow in the Morning"
it smells of stale piss !!
(sick)
we`re back to rab c again
I'm telling you boy
where else can you find a fish supper at 5am , just take it off some drunk lying on the street
Aw Mary doll
used to love watching that show , they even filmed an episode just along the road from the flat i had
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"I Love the Smell of Glasgow in the Morning"
it smells of stale piss !!
(sick)
we`re back to rab c again
I'm telling you boy
where else can you find a fish supper at 5am , just take it off some drunk lying on the street
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nice one coop? (spl)
no point in me telling you to behave yourself then?
? no point whatsoever LB !! (beer) (beer) (beer) (beer)
oh coop you going out on the pull partay
coops a pulling machine
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"I Love the Smell of Glasgow in the Morning"
it smells of stale piss !!
(sick)
we`re back to rab c again
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"I Love the Smell of Glasgow in the Morning"
visions of rab c nesbitt spring to mind
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nice one coop (spl)
no point in me telling you to behave yourself then
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i dont walk i waddle now i have eaten too much (sick) know the feeling only to well
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well ive been working again , so will be having a few well deserved (beer) (beer) watching the game tonight
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this the harbour from my home village , the hub of the community and also the view i got from my bedroom window
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i use an aftershave lotion and what a diference it makes
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unfortunately i was working most of the time , so it didnt really feel that christmasy
but i enjoyed my xmas lunch
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I got a lens
for a camera or a french football team?
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AW the best fellow bears and the smeltic fans.
hope you all have a gid christmas. (beer)
and to you m8 , have a good one (beer1)
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have a good day coop
and i`ll catch up with you later -
yes, im very happy with the gifts i got!
a loose woman with beer flavored nipples?
thats what i got
but she burst :o -
ME! <_<
ma wee sis woke me up at half 4..saying santas been i was like!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE IF SANTAS BEEN OR NOT! :ph43r:
and then she kept on hitting on me so i had to get up! <spinnir>
must be great being that age and still believing
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excellent danny and eloquence personified
the award for wordsmith of the week goes to Q11 (beer1)
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fruitcake recipe
1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is
of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter
in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know
what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the
boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough
toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every
letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have
all kinds of candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger!"
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he`d be hoff his if he didnt appreciate that coop
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merry crimbo guys and gals
(beer)and to you (beer1)
(beer)
a wee bit of help needed
in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom
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