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lochinver-bear

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  1. already demolished 3 bars of chocolate and onto fourth (beer1)

    I opened it ten minutes agoe? :D

    greedy bassa danny :lol: im only on my 3rd mince pie ! !

    :lol: doesnt really matter how much i have to eat - can't fatten a thoroughbred :D

    i intend to eat and drink plenty today! although i will leave the alcohol until at least 12!

    yeah some people are lucky like that . . . . . . . . bassa`s

    have a great day m8 (beer1)

  2. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.

    After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."

    The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"

    Tonto replied, "Face sticky."

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