canadabear

Furburger Cooter

Furburger

Hairy goblet

Panty hamster

bearded clam

pink taco

Oooops Tim is seasoned in eating the yellow kind. and the brown

sausage wallet

jbag

Oooops

I saw this outfit......Not pretty!

So you went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2? Is that why my mum didn't get home until 10.30? <_< :o :o :o

After a night out with some serious drinking and I woke up in the morning confused as my bed was wet. After a few minutes i realized I had wet the bed.......the bad part is my girlfriend was in the bed with me and her back was soaked.......when she woke up she was not impressed, needless to say the relationship didn't last much longer <rockon>

So you went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2? You have lost me at the last round about buddy. I THINK I know what your on about but don't want to say. you went to bed at 2am with a 10 (rating scale) woke up at 10am with a 2 (rating scale)

Who put the bang in the bing bang ballala bing bang

If you consider living off student loans, having a negative balance in my bank account and having very few material items.........then yeah i'm loaded

So you went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?

Dont worry my mum said the same to me a few years ago as well.... I mean what do you expect when all I think about is porn, getting laid and masterbation. Those aren't good mum and son conversation topics

I moved to Canada from Scotland when I was three. My parents seemed to have an easy time with the move, but my dad's parents and sister were already here. I live just outside Toronto and I enjoy the area.

I drink because it makes girls look better

PORN!!!!!!! 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy $#@* s. 11. People in the 70's couldn't $#@* unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before $#@* ing the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north. 32. All women are completely bald. 33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then $#@* ed in a moving van. 34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen. 35. Any other girl is a MILF.

oh you meant the car lol

I will try and get pics today.....I wanted to wait until the swelling from crying went down

She was hot until she started to cry