[Media witch-hunt against John Fleck already...]

A stoped readin that arse of a newspaper efter they gave that fat cunt hartson a column

I have had the pleasure of meeting Squire Hartson a couple of times and he is a jolly nice chap.

[Blackpool sign Charlie Adam]

Good now my mates wee brother will stop giving him a deid arm every time he calls him "Adams" during a game.

[Football pundits]

'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.'

Plainly, no-one understands this word.

Another word they don't seem to understand is literally:

"They literally came out all guns blazing"

"They are literally getting under the skin of the defense"

My favourite of these was when Coisty was working for ITV and he said, "The boy is literally on fire."

[Kenny Miller]

Novo does Millers job far better in my opinion and the wee man has been treated like crap for years getting stuck on the wing while cocks like Miller and Darcheville miss chance after chance.

[For older Bears]

Doubt we'll see any votes for Kirk then?

NVA didn't Caldow go through his career and never get booked? Amazing if true.

Yup I went on the tour this week and he was never yellow or red carded for Rangers or Scotland.

[Best ever individual performance from a Rangers player?]

Durrant in the 1987 Skol Cup Final was majestic. Also John Brown for marking Cantona clean oot the game at Elland Road. I could go on and on, pick one.... Possibly big Gough at Parkhead in either 95 or 96? You will all remember his tackle on Pierre Van Punchdrunk.

[Broonaldo]

Never rated him at Hibs and I still don't I was well happy that we drove the price up and forced them to pay him ridiculous wages. I would rather have kept Gavin Rae than had the headless chicken that is Broon running aboot kicking everything except the ball. He is a clown.

[Kenny Miller?!]

I didn't want Kenny back because he isn't good enough often enough, but I have cheered worse players on in the past. Its called being a supporter for a reason....