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His mooth has been fucking zipped since Torbet......I don't think so unless it a nose job ya stupid gobbler

An old favouite song from when I was a Junior member of the Linwood No.1 around 1971. I was 14. Thought maybe Union Bears might pick it up again.......Mon the Gers!!!! If you ever go across the sea to Belfast, make sure its on the twelfth day of July, Take a walk into the centre of the city, to watch the Orangemen as they go by, And when you see King William on the banners, its enough to make your heart fill up with pride And to see that fine old lady Queen Victoria, whose head is pained on the other side And on the banner there is writing, in the language that the “Minions” do not know, But we can read the message on the banner and the Orangemen will have another go ............On the green grassy slopes of the Boyne..............etc

Football Supporter Punished by a Bad Pie The Press are about to hang , draw and quarter a poor football fan who had to take drastic action to prevent an accident amidst his friends and fellow supporters. They are alleging that this man with, malice aforethought, trespassed on private property and assaulted the manager of the visiting pub team. Here is the man’s personal recollection of the incident – “I had been ill all over the weekend then was off work for 2 days with a severe bout of Gastro Entiritis. I followed the Doctors orders as I had found previous encounters with the bug to be persistent and debilitating. Things improved to the point I could go back to work on Wednesday, which pleased me as my team had an important match that night. After work, having felt no discomfort, I headed for my local, but found it was full of ruffians, over to support our opponents. Reluctantly, I headed for a pub I would not normally visit, where I had a pie and a pint. I am thinking now that that pie could see me crucified. Anyway, I head to the match and settle in my seat – 2nd row from the front (don’t try getting a Bovril or Pie or getting near the toilets though) However no problem – I had a pee before I left the pub so I’m ready for the match. We weren’t doing great, but I always maintain faith in my team so I’m thinking we will get the result we need. Suddenly, and without warning, the belly bubbles start, followed by the high-pitched bum squeaks!!! Panic sets in – I can never come back here if I wet fart, or worse - follow through. How could I hold my head up with my friends or fellow supporter again. PANIC – PANIC! Think – Think. Then a brainwave. There is a toilet for referees, managers and staff within the tunnel where the teams come out. No time for indecision. I am over the wall and darting like a hare toward that tunnel – I will make it with cloth to spare. Only a few yards to salvation…………then, without warning, a member of the opposing team’s party, body checks me, causing a total loss of balance. I reach for something, anything, to keep me up, not quite making contact the shoulder of the opposing team’s manager. I land awkwardly and feel his boot making contact with my body and the foot of another member of their party stamping on my back. Liberty taking bastards, I think, trying to control my sphincter. On the ground and totally disorientated, I see other shapes piling in. The shapes appear to be Feds, and I feel some relief as I believe they are going to arrest my attackers. Suddenly I am being handcuffed and being read my rights. Needless to say, at that point, I shat myself. The Feds have shown me video evidence that they allege supports the charge made against me. I believe the video evidence will actually exonerate me in light of this honest account I have given I need your support”

If you care to check my topic, you will find it relates to double standards in the Media. The rated Messi's goal as wonderful because he's Messi and Barcelona. The rated Davis's as pish because he's Rangers. My opinion is that the defence in both cases was posted missing. And bad defending is bad defending at any level of competition. I thought even you guys might acknowledge that.

Don't preach to you about European Football!!! - how condescending is that! Don't be so ridiculous! You are obviously too anal to consider another opinion. But that's your problem - not mine!!

Well, you and Papa obviously don't watch what happens on the field. If you analysed both goals you would see that the Lyon defenders did exactly the same as Hamilton's. I am not comparing Davis with Messi - merely on the similarity of their goals. The point is that the pundits raved about Messi's because he's Messi. They talked down Davis's because he's Rangers.

Am I the only person on this forum, who noticed the remarkable similarity in Steven Davis goal v Hamilton, (due to bad defending according to BBC) and Messi v Lyon ( a wonder goal according to Sky and the UK tabloids). I think both were down to the forceful attacking play of the respective players and although Davis is no Messi, the quality of his goal(IMO) was a match for that of the Argentinian. This highlights the double standards of reporting by pundits and the media at large. However the lack of mention in these forums is perhaps indicative that our members are scared of praising our better players too much, in fear of them being lured by bigger (cash richer) clubs. I, for one, am worried that come the summer, Steven Davis will be heading back to England. If indeed this transpires, I have no doubt that those who are good enough will also depart for pastures new.