Dan Deacon

i dont have one here is me instead, thats my spider, he's called dave

I spent ?40 on my mum, cheapest year ever but i got her what she asked for, luckily it wasnt jewellery My step dad is getting a dvd (i bought it for myself, watched it and will pass it on) I'll no see my old man and step mum till some time in Jan, so i havent got them anything yet. Brother is getting bumped. and i bought my mate Jenna a pair of converse for ?20 oh and 3 bottles of wine for my good pal Naveed for the works secret santa christmas done and dusted

No worries guys looks like my quest is in vain, if i get it done of course you can have copies

old bucktooth Ronaldo oops he's not a midfielder Figo

am i retarded?

are you retired?

I need someone who is a genius with this, to help me out with a very specific picture. My mate has just started seeing an ex of mine (this is not a thing to get back at her or anything we are still mates and I am happy for them) and while we were dating, well its hard to say and keep it clean. so i will just put down the key words and you can work it out. Battered Sausage Bed Insertion I think you can work it out. So anyway, all the lads know about it and we have been noising up my mate about it, and i want to create a photo to honour this historic event. If you think you can help me give me a shout Cheers Steve

This just reduced me to tears, funniest gag i have seen in ages. Top work mate was laughing at this one myself. Now, Deej, get another quiz going while you have everyone's attention. i will do it another time, the novelty to take the piss will still be there in high spirits Nah man do it. I was playing 20 questions at work today great laugh, football themed one is even better

Yeah why not, its christmas after all, season of goodwill

This just reduced me to tears, funniest gag i have seen in ages. Top work mate

DCSHOECO USA dc are a bit too skater for me though, if you have cash to burn on shoes get some Y3's

get some KSWISS mate, best trainers

Like Homer?

ha ha mate Spot on, i have heard it all. Luckily we leave no stone unturned and ask for proof of the stories

Yeah I have a manager just like you. My job is sales based as well. Calling car dealers, trying to offer the best rates for the customers and the most commission to the dealer. Unfortunately I have to spend half of my day phoning the buggers who dont pay and listen to the cock and bull stories of why they cant pay for the car

=] i would laugh then tell yoo i cant dance i'd tell you i'll be the judge of that *dances* c, i'm rubbish =[ i've seen worse

=] i would laugh then tell yoo i cant dance i'd tell you i'll be the judge of that

I have never even though of that either. However knowning my luck the girl i say it too will think I am saying she looks like a sl@G

Tatties

What did you do, and what do you plan to do, and Yeah ok woo drink i was a mcdonalds employee and i aim to be a stripper =] my uncle owns a strip club, I can get you a free drink and a job i was talking bout paint stripping <_< p.s whens my interview =p ha ha, my bad. I dont have an uncle or any relative that work in that area. p.s whenever you want, although I am not sure how the process works. I guess you have to dance for my uncle, i have never asked him that

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What did you do, and what do you plan to do, and Yeah ok woo drink i was a mcdonalds employee and i aim to be a stripper =] my uncle owns a strip club, I can get you a free drink and a job

What did you do, and what do you plan to do, and Yeah ok

I am a mong, I went to school near there and used to play them at Rugby and Football, didnt help me get it. I couldnt even muster a guess

Do we all do? I am a Customer Account Manager, sounds interesting eh!!! Basically I agree to lend people my companies money to buy cars with. People with particularly poor credit histories and try and help them rebuild their credit ratings. Not the most exciting, but its good banter in the office. What do you all do?