Incisive Pass

The timing of this is just cynical - it's already been posted that they're hiding. The SFA - reliable to a man.

Sources close to an un-named source yesterday allegedly claimed that today might have been the last day before the next. Apparently, it is possible that Craige Whit may have been masterminding a seemingly feckless attempt to convincingly portray himself as a baffoon with big goggly eyes and a quiff but no real business accumen or tangible assets whilst apparently being the faceless mastermind behind such global business financial commercial money cash mega-deals as the 'buys-r-us-4-u-4-us' corner shop empire merger with 'snacky snacks... the tasty snacks' tasty snacks conglomerate in Fochabers in 2006 - it is said that this deal may have had the potential to earn a behind the scenes upfront group of likeminded movers and shakers a sum of money no less than that with which they may have embarked upon this enterprise. The source went on at length to say nothing more in detail however, it is understood that there was nothing more to say, albeit, the details are expected to emerge in due-course at some point.In a stunning development it was later claimed that at least one of the sole key players in the deal may have financed the deal by borrowing tens of pounds from local businesses.None of the businesses involved are known to remain as businesses today. Mr Craige Whit was happy to discuss the episode in detail. " The shareholders all knew...that...money...from...them". The telephone reception from Monaco can allegedly be patchy in the mid-afternoon as the locals take a rest from spending other peoples money over lunch. These latest revelations might add further as-yet-unseen pressure to the emerging suspiscion that Mr Creig With may not actually exist as is currently alleged by those who claim that he exists. If, as is expected but yet to be confirmed, HMRC confirm categorically that Glasgow Rangers have paid tax in the past, but then ceased to do so, it is widely predicted that further consideration will be given to the concept that something might not be exactly as it was thought to have been by those who had seemed to have thought so. It has also emerged that Mr Wick has bought box upon box of theatrical make-up and paraphernalia in a single box delivered to his Upper Largo multi-pound HQ in Upper Largo. It is not known if Mr Whim has ever before taken part in amamteur dramatics but a goggle eyed man with a large red beard, big wobbly nose and spectacles did stop long enough after climbing out the bedroom window of Mr Crayg Wighte's condominium to suggest that this might be his latest business cash mega-deal before 'doing one' into the quite jaggy bushes. Senior officers in Strathclyde Police Constabulary HQ are now studying detailed cctv footage of Ibrox stadium over the course of the last few weeks and months amid suggested concerns that a strange assortment of circus clowns, star wars stormtroopers and miss piggy lookalikes have been seen in and around and within the stadium confines apparently up to no good. One image apparently shows an individual dressed as the best man ever in the universe - Sir David Murray. Police spokesmen people would only confirm yesterday that investigations are ongoing. I hope you see my point - can we wait until we hear what is for real. Too many vested interests, for and against us are at work just now. We are better placed if we keep our powder dry until faced with facts. Every time we react to a tid-bit, we give them an idea of what to say next.Pretty soon we will be writing the story ourselves - and then my attempt above will be the kind of rubbish we get fed.

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I'm not a usual poster guys - normally happy to watch from the sidelines and agree with most that is said. I'm getting involved now 'cos I feel that things are getting a bit out of shape,we really need to make sure that we get the best result from all of this WITHOUT becoming like them; 1. Can we stop sounding like we've been shafted by the BBC, they report the news, that's all. Until such times as we haul their asses into a courtroom, and we have threatened to do so and not turned up, then it is up to them how they tell the world what's going on. Not us. 2. The same with the papers. For how many years did we laugh when the daily rebel had their crest cracked in half... 'crisis'. Well right now, we aint looking too hot, again, let them do their worst. 3. Craig Whyte. Come on! Get real, what would any of us do if some cnt walked in your front door, on invitation, took a ride on the wife, a cuppa and red salmon piece, then walked out with a box of your favourites! Can we stop trying to credit this guy with some (any) intelligence or decency - he's a burglar! 4. SDM. As above. And worse. This guy has earned real kudos on what he did for us, but think back, what did he promise us at a time when they were on their knees, what did we get, where are we now? Now he's got the easiest job in the world, sitting at the side saying, it wisnae ma fault, im surprised by all of this! He has done us up like a kipper. AND WE LOVED IT. 5. The taxman. On this one, we need to be especially clear. We have tried to break the law. We have tried to make, or save a lot of money doing so. We might not have known, but we supported what was going on and rubbed everyone's noses in it. We are caught. I'm not lucky enough in life to ever have employed a tax accountant, but just 'cos you do, doesn't allow you to cheat the Crown. Remember that guys? The Crown, the flag - we are the establishment, we should not be being dirtied by this, that is what makes me soooh angry. 6. THEM. Imagine. A massive club, 130 years of history not as much as us, but a lot, loads of titles and cups, not as much as us but a lot, and some that we can't boast. Like it or lump it, they're not going away. 20 years ago, they were almost here. They mobilsed a good proportion of their support, they challenged everything, they made all the smart arses understand, that they were part of the equation. They got McCann, he was one of them, and look at them now. We can throw shit guys, but Arsenal wanted Liewell. We should stop being so petty about them, for 1 minute, look and learn from them, and move on. 7. If we want to be able to expect the best, then we have to give the best - so far away from the shite a lot of peole are talking on here. It's daytime in Hong Kong, I'm not hiding, I'm out and in their faces. I wish it was easy, it isn't. I wish I could at least point to home and say,but look how smart we are being about this. I can't. Pucker up. WE ARE THE PEOPLE.