Armadale Lass

It's virtually impossible for me to get tickets for matches at The Piggery because I don't have a season ticket, I got lucky today though. My boss is heading to a wedding this weekend and he's offered me his Investor Club tickets for the North Stand. I'm nervous about sitting for 90 minutes amongst the enemy. Has anyone else been there and watched the game behind enemy lines? If so can you give me some tips.

If a "Phoenix" club does materialize then it will most likely be in the 3rd Division. We'll end up buying East Stirling who have no ground, no money, and no fans and switch the name to ES Rangers, or something like that.

I reckon that our home crowd would drop to below 10000 because we'd lose the glory hunters who jumped on board at the start of the Souness era. Our away crowd would be on a par with the current numbers, mainly due to the novelty value of travelling to different stadiums.