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Let's see where the liberals have taken us since 1963...

THEN... AND NOW...

SCENARIO: JACK PULLS INTO SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH RIFLE IN GUN RACK.

1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes

to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into

lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck

or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and

teachers.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY AND MARK GET INTO A FIST FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 1963 -

Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best

friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 -

Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them

with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

SCENARIO: LITTLE JEFFREY WON'T BE STILL IN CLASS, DISRUPTS OTHER

STUDENTS. 1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by

Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of

Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because

Jeffrey has a disability.

SCENARIO: BILLY BREAKS A WINDOW IN HIS FATHER'S CAR AND HIS DAD GIVES

HIM A WHIPPING. 1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up

normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2006 -

Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care

and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that

she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.

Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

SCENARIO: MARK GETS A HEADACHE AND TAKES SOME HEADACHE MEDICINE TO

SCHOOL. 1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the

smoking dock. 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug

violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

SCENARIO: MARY TURNS UP PREGNANT.

1963 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a

special school for expectant mothers. 2006 - Middle School Counselor

calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the

next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or

knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

SCENARIO: PEDRO FAILS HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH.

1963: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by ultra-liberals. Newspaper articles

appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement

for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against

state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from

core curriculum.

Pedro granted diploma anyway and ends up mowing lawns for a living

because he can't speak English.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY TAKES APART LEFTOVER FIRECRACKERS FROM THE 4TH OF

JULY, PUTS THEM IN A MODEL AIRPLANE PAINT BOTTLE, BLOWS UP A RED ANT

BED. 1963 - Ants die. 2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.

Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,

siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes

on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. This also

becomes a media event because the SPCA believes the ants were treated

inhumanely.

SCENARIO: JOHNNY FALLS WHILE RUNNING DURING RECESS AND SCRAPES HIS

KNEE.

HE IS FOUND CRYING BY HIS TEACHER, MARY, WHO HUGS JOHNNY TO COMFORT

HIM.

1963 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.

She faces 3 years in State Prison.

And this is what they call progress?

[Jeff crap in the head 120]

Kind of glad that changed

SCENARIO: JACK PULLS INTO SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH RIFLE IN GUN RACK.

1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes

to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into

lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck

or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and

teachers.