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Nice B)

Im off home tomorrow, back to sleepy Berkshire :( Gonna be boring as hell, still at least i wont have to play the, 'lets take 10 minutes to understand what i want' game with the various nationality shopkeepers every day, nor will i almost be killed 4 times an hour whilst trying to cross roads. :pipe:

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Nice B)

Im off home tomorrow, back to sleepy Berkshire :( Gonna be boring as hell, still at least i wont have to play the, 'lets take 10 minutes to understand what i want' game with the various nationality shopkeepers every day, nor will i almost be killed 4 times an hour whilst trying to cross roads. :pipe:

niiiice, i know what you mean

can i have a pizza and chip.....half an our later the delievery turns up at your door and youve got a kebab and a milkshake

:lol::lol::lol:

Or the all time classic..

me: packet of embassy please.

shopkeeper: this one?

me: No, that's a lighter, embassy, second from top.

shopkeeper: (looks at third from left shelf) this one?

me: No, that's a pack of rizla

shopkeeper: You mean this

me: NO, THAT'S A POUCH OF TOBAC... ah f*ck it, ye that one.

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