Seraph

Too many wee lassies in our team missing Gerrard.

did another hamstring just pop for one of their tinks?

It will always be one of lifes mysteries to me as to why guy who play together and train together every day take to the pitch and play like stranger who have never played the game before.

Bassey needs punted out the door and Borna shoulda been sold a year ago. Spineless the pair of them.

thousand of pounds a week and they don't know how to pass a ball or mark a man.

andy walker advising the taigs on how to win a penalty.

absolute shite bag borna is.

wtf is the captain doin?

Dunno why but I can see him talking in a high pitch voice with that on.

arse has just fell out from under me. I've shat it.

I can see that lump of fud carter vickers being rinsed inside oot the night.

I think that's the first time I've looked at a team of taigs and been completely nonplussed. Nobody in that squad gives me any concern. So long as Bassey doesn't shit the bed this should be a clean 2-0 to the Bears.

The only sense I can make of Itten getting a start is that we all know that celtic back line takes an anaphylactic reaction to cross balls.

spent an hour pissing about with my new virgin media hub. Got it all set up and ready! Had to throw my cats oot before I volley them into the top corner am that buzzin!

I've never heard so many Fifers call into SSB in a row. My home town getting it telt.

LMAO '' Big Angelos''

I'm pretty sure the majority of Rangers fans who phone in are actually smelly Taigs who works in the clyde1 canteen.

*phone rings a little longer than it should* Yeah sorry, I was just washing my Ferrari. Aye ok fudnut. '' I've just run 5k '' is basically the SSB version of that one wank revving his engine at the lights when nobody else is there.

Gordon Duncan's intro to the show this evening was interesting. This isn't an exact quote but he said something a long the lines of ' Sometimes off the field matters need to be discussed ' when referencing the Raith Rovers/Goodwillie situation. Yet nothing about historic child abuse, even after all this time. Weasel.

People need to calm down with what they expect from him tomorrow, this isn't football manager.

Me walking intae my work the morra.

Why do i get the feeling Andy Halliday is bombing scot browns voicemail?

Me thinks the tinks have been binging all things japanese on netflix with the last samurai being the finale. They're aw experts in all things bushido.