What about a Rangers Summer Fayre on the pitch at Ibrox including penalty taking against Peter McCloy £5 each or £20 for 5, wet sponge throwing at Ally the gaffer £3 a go with normal water and £22 with a liquid of your own choice, blue rinse permanent hairdo stall with the lovely wife of Robert Prytz £19, egg and spoon race hosted by Kirk Broadfoot £1 with own egg and 3 legged race with Lorenzo Amaruso and Basil Boli £10 per team. Alternately we could offer dinner dates with a members of the Rangers ladies team from 50p depending on fitness.