Alfie Conn, Mo Mo, F**k yer Mo, and Tommy Callaghan. I was about 9 or 10 years old when I won a competition in the Edinburgh Pink newspaper - for a football strip. I chose my beloved 'Gers and my Father gave the ticket to Tommy Callaghan (who frequented nearby in Oakley, Fife at the time) to collect as he was , well, quite often in Glasgow at the time for obvious reasones...........to this day, I have never seen or received this strip...........