Pennywise

Oh yeah Well, according to the seville calculator, a £40m striker is permitted to score 4 league goals in 5 months, so Morelos must be close to eclipsing Neymar's record fee by now?

Ah I see. Maybe he can cheer himself up by purchasing himself a new pair of knickers or a monster dildo or whatever his type do?

I like the retro style 3 stripes on the home top and their modern positioning on the away. Nice collar style and shade of blue on the home too.

Methinks some cunt jobbied in your cornflakes this morning

Must admit it's quite sobering after remembering Radamel Falcao plays for them And it's good to have someone with input who lives in South America

Hes still young and if he's going to make it to the top, he will have to get into the setup no later than this time next year/next summer, even if it's on the bench and sub appearances to start off with.

Absoloutely. Good shout about his value rocketing when he becomes a full Columbian international. Not really had a player with this genuine feel good expectation for years. I can get used to this!

Good interview. He's clearly very happy to be here in the Royal Blue as he says and is desperate to burst the net regularly for us and is confident he will. I have a really good feeling about the Cumdog

I like this photo There was a photo online for years that showed the difference when they were new compared to the more faded look, was striking the difference. It's absolutely nowhere to be found now for some reason.

Unlikely there will be much of that for these 2 big games, with new signings and back from a bleak break. Our fans are the best on the planet. Good news

He pisses me off. How can someone who spoke so well and with respect turn into utter dug shite?

Nike and Adidas are soulless corporate money grabbers who are going through the motions creatively. I'd only want them if it meant more money for us.

Careful now. The great unwashed and shite rags will be all over this post

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Was that the Diadora ones? I was a young teen at the time and my mate used to call it Adidadora Still annoys me!

It's what he calls himself and I like it as a kinda pisstake. Just you wait till the final minute against the smellies when he cums inside from the right and cocks the left peg before sending us all into an orgasmic roar

He needs to see a doc about that. Looks like he's spunking STD's

Was a slogfest watching the game but loved shrapnel mooths meltdown He's gonna proper flip one day and go on a murdering spree before ending his cowardly self when the cops close in.

I think he will if he actually stays fully fit. Think Murty was quoted a few weeks ago saying he was having psychological problems with his injuries but I'm desperate to see him replicate his Liverpool and England form for us. Really will be like a new signing if all goes well

Another good option to have im sure. Matches will be coming round fast so pleased with this news.

Christ, some folk are never happy! You'll be doing Olympic backflips when he smashes the winner against the smellies.

Had a look at jambosbrokeback last week cause they thought they were getting him. One of the mongos actually screenshotted a post you made from here calling him gayboy on their Cummings thread