Courtyard Bear

Welcome to the greatest club in the world young man. 👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧

Aye but what did you tell her you wanted to do with the Nutella.

A touch German today

We don’t need the details mate, remember him well. I lost my best mate at 18 stupid cunt crashed a forklift and it rolled on top of him. As you say just a split second and you can be gone.

Pricks on bikes that think they don’t need to tell you they are coming up behind you when you are walking the dog, then dish out abuse when they almost crash over one of the dogs. Cunt was all brave and mouthy as he rode away, wasn’t so brave when I told him to get off his bike and we could sort it right there. Wee shitebag

Sad mate.

Clean pair of boxers after that.

A nice story turned into a clusterfuck by usual handwringers that see racism everywhere they look. Oh well maybe one day things will change, doubt it though as Racism has become a bigger business than sectarianism these days in Scotland. Glad to have you Imran. 🇬🇧🇬🇧

On paper it sounds ok, but all we are really doing is propping up an already overloaded failed system. You really want to improve Scottish Football then have a conversation on getting rid of half the teams.

Not going to live that one down am I, sounded alright when I typed it. 😂

Compensation But the lengths some folk will go to not to finish the kitchen.

Aye I bet you do, faint at the prospect 💋

Awash in a Sea of Failed fuck me lines. 😂

Absolutely on the button. No pun intended