Looking forward to work today because I have to conduct 1:2:1 interviews with 2 of my most rancid Fennians Bastards
Me:
Light Blue shirt, Rangers Tie and pocket square (copies from Amazon but they look ok) and cuff links.
My patter:
Hows your wellbeing inside of work.......
Hows your wellbeing outside of work.......
Swiftly followed by some other bone work questions
Finishing with a crescendo of any other business work or non work related:
Me
Who in your opinion will replace Lurgen?
Will you by a new season ticket for the peado dome?
How do you feel about Stevie stopping the 10?
How do you feel about The Queens 11 wrapping it up at the Tattie Dome?
Do you think Rangers can go all the way in Europe?
Are you a vegetarian or will you be ok with the Blue nose burgers for the works BBQ when we lift the title?
As i am a concerned Gaffer should i book you in for the Corporate Mental Health care package?