35 Yard Dangerman

I'm certainly not "laughing" about it.

It 100% should be highlighted and 100% nobody is laughing at their expense ffs.

Got everything no problem now mate. Cheers!

Phone. Samsung. Struggling. That vip shit can fuck right off. Absolute brain damage.

Cheers mate but I've no idea how to do that.

How do I go about wading through all the pop ups and shit mate?

Blow me then.

I just think if he was good enough he would be playing by now.

Two words. Mental fatigue. It would probably kick in after a few games and no one wants that. Aye, in at the deep end stuff might work, and I'd love it to. Bit risky for me though mate.

At the moment we are just in the unfortunate position of not being able to replace a No1 by signing an out and out No1 for a decent fee from abroad or whatever. We can't just chuck McCrorie in ffs, that would be proper bat shit. And I for one would rather McGregor over McLaughlin for this season. We are clearly hoping, and it's a massive amount of hope, that McGregor can carry us for one more season. It's a terrible situation as he clearly looks frail and I hate to see it but it is what it is.

I've got your back brother it's cool 👌

Is there a bus from the redstone or is it motors?

Bit late for that ya pellet.

Argentina v France Mentalists v Queerhawks Messi v Mbappe Mon the mentalists.

Fuck that mate. Enjoy that wee lift before Xmas.

France annoy me. Dont excatly know why. But they do.

Every cunts got 3310's at best mate.

Fair few handbags being swung across a table in a local boolers club here.

I reckon Kent, Morelos and Kamara all come good and all stay. "I feel it in ma pluuums" (Ashley Schaeffer).

I'm calling him by his middle name. Stone.

You come across as a pretty intimidating figure too tbh.

Fuck up ya wee dick.

You're doing my fucking tits in and you are ruining the place. Will you please just fuck off?

You're quite the package aren't you. You've got that special blend of being a fud and completely thick at the same time. 👏👏👏

A capital letter and a full stop would be lovely next time. Thanks in advance.