35 Yard Dangerman

You're quite the package aren't you. You've got that special blend of being a fud and completely thick at the same time. 👏👏👏

A capital letter and a full stop would be lovely next time. Thanks in advance.

I'm not sure if I'm too keen on mjg224's tone. Get a grip and stop arguing with cunts on a Rangers forum ya fuckin dry ride. You must have something better to do surely?

Some amount of absolute melts on here these days.

I seem to see you everywhere on here these days and I'm not buying a single word you say. You are full of boring fence sitting pish and you can fuck right off. You are reeking.

The world is absolutely fucked.

Rice and Henderson do my fuckin tits in man.

Exactly what I was thinking lol

Let's hope Michael Ball never becomes a manager....

Hearing the delay is that Kevin Thomson has had to take a very very late crash course in how to not talk about yourself in third person.

SOME CUNT ANNOUNCE SOMETHING SO I CAN AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK!!

B'ichael Beale will be a success!

Cathro moving in to DOF and R.Wilson slotting in just behind Colak I heard.

Beale will do.

Can we no just get this Kylegub cunt tae fuck? Irritating little bastard man.

Right cool mate, I was subtly meaning an Englishman with an English accent lol Don't ask me why I want that, because I'm not entirely sure why, I just do ok.

Sorry man, just had enough of Le Guen's, Caixinha's and Gio's to last me a lifetime.

Aye I get that. Gio was fluent in about 4 languages but where did that get him.

Mate, my only logic behind this is probably a bit skewed as I'm a pure homebird and I just want an English speaking guy who imo has a head start on the other candidates and knows what needs done. Might be short sighted from me in the long run etc but I just want an immediate impact. And I think Beale will do that by far over the rest.

And how do you know they haven't carried out a thorough search? Genuine question? I reckon they have spoke to all of these names we keep hearing about, apart from maybe Dyche as he's always been a stretch imo, and they haven't liked what they've heard. Not that I'm saying our board are footballing pinnacles of knowledge either tbf.

I just can't help but feel that an "uninspiring" (Beale) appointment may just be what we need. We've all seen where basically unanimous choices amongst the the support (Gio) can go. And fuck all these hipster bullshit foreign names that no cunt has an actual real clue about. For me, I'm fairly happy that it looks like it's Michael Beale just now. We'll certainly be put back on a better track a bit quicker than a jonny fuckin foreigner would have us.

Mate, fs, there's never been any danger of Dyche as much as we all like to think there is.

Fuck me gently. Go away.

Do you just cut about in beige clothes in a beige house eating beige sludge?

Don't talk pish.