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DTWSSTKS

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  1. Earth shattering news. Surprised Speccy Forum Wank hasn't closed this post due to the excitement generated
  2. Two threads and only one got closed. Thanks to the Speccy wank moderator.
  3. No chance. CocoPops are a decent morning treat.
  4. You'll have that speccy forum organiser knob spitting out his porridge if this post gets any more than 3 pages
  5. He is, just a conplete wank, the type guy that would have a quiet word in a stewards ear if someone was being sectarian. And I've got it on good authority he once assaulted his own uncle and auntie with a broom handle.
  6. Hahaha. Cool, I'll bring the lube shall I twinkle bum?
  7. To be fair.. you're a wank of a guy, literally just a wank with a shit user name. Best shit your fking mouth eh.
  8. Kl. Not in the habit of letting guys watch me but first for everything eh. Bash in knobby
  9. I'm sure he's lurking on the Rangers fans forum just waiting to see if someone mentions him thinking this is exactly what I want to see.
  10. Just won a trophy and you're on bitching about people bitching.
  11. Absolutely ragin he was. Makes it sos so so much sweeter.
  12. It's of course a madssssive task and a load of football to go but the path is clear. It is now in our own hands, that's probably a better way of saying it. We have the momentum, the problem is we will likely drop ridiculous points, they, as today and last week have shown, will too but we have a massive opportunity here.
  13. After the sheep game I was quite sure we were in for an absolute long season even though celtic were shown to be horrifically poor. NOW with the Belgian Braniac in charge, we have clawed back an 11 point deficit and in my opinion are on clear course to win the league. What a difference a month makes.
  14. Bro Parlane. Your wisdom and thought is well founded. I too feel we are in line for an unexpected double this season. Win the cup, get a taste for winning and galvanise a squad of rag store frequenters into that of champions.
  15. There's the Asian Cup coming up that will take away 95% of their squad. 12th January until 10th Feb, They are absolutely not a good team. This combined with their boardroom refusing to spend anything on anyone, we buy a striker in January we are absolutely likely to win the league.
  16. It matters not how you feel. The Club have invested quite correctly in equipment that was required, It was my duty to report on this investment upon happening upon it. At least you're not furious like that one chap who wanted this post to go the way of Palestine, obliterated into nothing.
  17. I've been to Egypt, it's absolutely more believable that Aliens built them than thieving Egyptians. My mate Risky John has his camera and bum bag stolen in Cairo.
  18. Tough sell that one. Would make sense r.e. Pyramids etc. In thousands of years they may happen across footage of Dessers & Lamber, they'll absolutely not believe they were employed to play football for our ancient and honourable institution.
  19. I find it best to pretend they are loan signings that may come good but ultimately can be returned to whence they came without consequence.
  20. One needn't suggest such things. I, like the average man am well versed in the polishing of one's helmet. Mine has a great gleaming bulbous look to it.
  21. No but I'll be in Ibrox tomorrow at some point I'll see if I can find it.
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