Seen this a while ago and it popped up again on 606, love it To the tune of the Addams Family "They always take the high ground, Their double standards are renowned, Their hypocrisy will astound, The Celtic Family. When the game has been completed, And if they are defeated, They'll claim that they've being cheated, The Celtic Family Their desperate for affection, And despite a stern rejection, They'll still look for a connection, The Celtic Family They think we're all against them, From referees to linesman, To people up at Hampden, The Celtic Family In Europe they've been humbled Their defence just seems to crumble We'll laugh at Artur's fumbles The Celtic Family But the fans just keep on paying They're faithful and obeying Because of what Peters saying, The Celtic Family"