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    Jelavic For The Off?

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    If Jelavic does leave in Jan and we do not bring in a suitable replacement, I am officially offering my services to Rangers. There will not be any problems with transfer fee's, as I am currently without a club at the moment. I do have Multiple Sclerosis, so it will be a return to having a striker with the same mobility as Boyd, but I do have a good eye for goal having scored 5 in one game in Primary 6 and then getting the nickname 'Super sub' by the local press while playing welfare football at the age of 17 due to my knack of coming off the bench and scoring (more often than not). If Super feels that I would not be a viable option up top if Jelavic does leave, I feel I could still offer more that Jig and Clubfoot, so don't hesitate to get in contact Ally, I'm ready and waiting for the call.

    A Rangers Fan Wins The Euromillions Of 100 Million

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    If I won 100m on the EuroMillions I'd offer to pay 70% of any tax liability in return for a completely unpaid non-executive directorship on the board for life. If that was even possible.

    I wouldn't expect any monetary return on the money I'd donate to The Rangers.

    This.

    I've already told the wife if we win £100M+ I'm ring fencing £50M for Rangers and all I would want in return is a seat in the directors box for me and my lad for life.

    Wylde Shite Again

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    Today's performance by Wylde was definitely one of his worst so far this season, but this doesn't make him shite. The problem when he's going flat out to hit the by line is he isn't looking up before putting a cross in. He also needs to either learn a little trick or two or just build up the confidence to use some that he already knows and start using them in his game, as he is fast becoming a one trick pony of knocking the ball past the defender and legging it for the by line.

    Rangers Goals

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    Ray Wilkins Vs The Bheasts

    Jonas Thern Vs The Bheasts

    Jorg Albertz Vs The Bheasts (That Free Kick)

    Jaimie Ness Vs The Bheasts

    Brian Laudrup Vs The Bheasts (@ the Piggery after that Brian O'Neil fucked up)

    and many, many more.

    Whits The Score Eck?

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    Dear Fat Alec

    Continuing on from the email you received from thebooler ref offensive songs, could you please ban any song by Will Young, Adele, the Spice Girls, Justin Beiber, Westlife, Boyzone, a good few Girls Aloud songs but not all of them because I find them offensive. Did I say Adele, because not only do I find her voice offensive, I would class her as incredibly offensive to look at to boot!

    Yours

    the Sliver Fox

    Whits The Score Eck?

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    Dear Mr Booler

    Of course you will be OK to sing Flower of Scotland, as everyone knows that this is not one of the horrible, popular songs sung at Ibrox by the Rangers faithful. The type of song that will be outlawed are God Save the Queen, Rule Britania, Build My Gallows etc. All the songs sung at Parkhead will be allowed too, as we are too scared to stop 'them' from doing what they like.

    If you bother me again with this type of drivel, I will be forced to send round some of my Secret Service (SS) chaps to deal with you.

    Yours

    Fat Alec

    Rangers And Celtic Supporters, Nil By Mouth, The Catholic Church

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    salmond is driven by whats best for him as in, he wants to be remembered as the man that broke up the union.

    Also this is the same wee fat rhat , that held up the roi as an example as what independence to this region of Great Britain could be like. Not shouting his wee fat mouth off about that now.

    Alos real reason that Libyan was released was to make him look as if he has an importance way beyond what he is.

    Another one why did he still take income from Westminster , when drawing money as msp and 1st minister or should that read priest.

    Sorry but I cannot possibly see how this toerags can improve the living for me by being independent.

    Has he told us how many jobs will go?

    Has he told us what will happen to state pensions?

    Has he told us what sort of tax rate will be applied?

    Has he told us how they will fund an independent NHS?

    Please feel free to add anything i have overlooked.

    OOps! forgot it's our oil!! what a laugh that is, last time when Thatcher confronted them about their independence vote, she dais anyone not voting , their vote will be classed as a no VOTE, which if looked that is only fair as if you want it get off your arse and vote.

    The Shetlands stated the last time that they would want independence from Scotland and that they would claim the oil as it is nearer them.

    This region would be in the same section as....

    Greece

    Portugal

    Spain

    roi

    and I don't mean in a football term.

    From a purely personal point of view, what would he do ref the Armed Forces? Would us current serving Scottish be kicked out of the RAF, Army and Navy for being foreigners? Would he set up a new Scottish Armed forces?

    The guy is a fucking useless fat prick, I'm in a well bad strop now cause of the cunt!

    Rangers Will Play Liverpool

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

    Posted

    I'll be going to the game, purely because I love the Rangers, no other reason. £25 may be a bit steep, but as has been said already we have no European football and Liverpool do have a few handy players so should be a good night. Might even see if any of the Liverpool fans on camp fancy a trip up too, bit of extra petrol money.

    Plus, could be a fucking awesome chance to give that cunt Bellamy dogs abuse all night.

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