bear on the bus

You can stay at mine pal. The whole room, walls floor and ceiling are painted with a repeating union jack pattern, you literally cant tell where the corners of the room are- mental when youre hammered! Cant guarantee my dug Bomber wont try and hump you lol. Send us a pm, best if you bring your own towel

I think they could beat one of the most succesful Rangers sides ever- the 98/99 perfect season team. There's no way these guys would be fit enough to compete with Ally's team. Playing five up front would open them up to counter attacks. They would also be bamboozled by modern offside laws and their roughhouse tactics would see a lot of them sent off. I predict a 7-0 victory for the current Rangers team.

Expecting some abuse but I'm going to stick my neck out and say: Prince Harry. And yep I mean the real Prince, not Harry Redknackers First off we would need a head coach as well of course- I'm thinking outside the box about what role a 'manager' can play these days. PH could be the figurehead for the club. He has proven leadership ability and has put his life on the line for his country. Our loyalty to the crown would be a major draw for him and ensure a stedfast support for him from our otherwise fickle fans. He needs a job now he's not going back to Afghanistan and opening primary schools in third world commonwealth countries is not going to keep this young man interested. What better role than leading one of the great institutions of the kingdom? The excitment and intensity that the job brings would keep him out of the clubs. The whole world would hear about this and it would put us back on the map. Imagine a round of 'God Save the Queen' at Ibrox when he brings his granny to a game! I think we could potentially save the union with this move. Like I said just trying to think outside the box and I KNOW he doesnt have a football background but he would have a head coach under him (who could avoid some of the limelight and pressure) and he would learn as he goes along anyway. So don't shoot me down- think about it.....

I take offence to that!

Spot on Never understood the term Paki being viewed as racist. The clue is in the name of the country: PAKIstan. Don't use it much myself but I do call the wee brown mustachioed guy in the shop down the road 'Apu'. All banter taken in good humour. He's been known to call me a 'fat ginger bastard' once or twice when there's a queue and I start eating the doritos before i've paid for them. No offence taken my hindu friend! CG should not have to apologise for not censoring his words. If anything comes out of this we should question why this 'charity' is laying down the law as to what we can and cannot say!

Forest Green and Gateshead: You think you're bigger than the Rangers??? Newport are Welsh aren't they? They more than anyone else in that list should be supporting a fellow British team. Who's their chairman? Would like to know his story... sounds like jealousy but I hope it's nothing more sinister. Any bear got an email address? Haven't really got issues with the 'maybe' votes but the three that said 'NO' need to explain their reasons IMO.

The English clubs might not sing it but thats probably because they've been too long without anyone standing up for their country. When we show up at their grounds proudly displaying the Union Flag and belting out God Save The Queen any right thinking Englishman will feel the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. Make no mistake, we would be an inspiration down there and will bring the crown and the country back to the forefront of football. Others will soon follow suit, and they will be better for it. But they'll always know that is was the Rangers who led the way. What we can bring to an English league is mind blowing.

I'm lucky I have no taig mates (nor ever will) or I'd do the same. There's a few in my work and a some diddy fans but they know I won't take any shite or brook any 'banter' when it comes to the Rangers. First day in the job I showed them one by one the ring on my finger which bears the Rangers crest then looked them in the eye and explained the history and values it represents. Never had a problem in three years cause they know the boundarys and know that I will not see The Rangers mocked. Probably helps that I'm a big cunt

At a push, I would accept the Championship. Some half decent clubs in there most years.

Should we move to England? YES! obviously, we dont get a fair deal in Scotland- been that way for years. I'd much rather see us down there without the bias and the parochial shite we put up with in Scotland. The English would love to have us: our loyalty to the crown would be an inspiration for many other supporters. And we bring a lot to the table: we are one of the biggest clubs in the world. HOWEVER, we should stand firm on where we belong: at the top! I honestly worry when I think about the prospect of mixing with the like of Torquay United. FFS how many fans do they have apart from the Major Our place is in the Premiership not League 2, and the talk of going in to the Conference, or even lower??? . We have bigger fish to fry!

Think we're a bit bigger than that m8 Starting in the Championship probably most likely.