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DerekJohnstone

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  1. None of these commentators ever go about the other clubs in Scotland, which is the real reason why Rangers and the bheasts from the east don't compete as they should do. Edinburgh the same size as Glasgow has 2 teams which never achieved anything, Dundee 2 teams, Aberdeen 1 team and so on......there lack of passion/investment forward thinking whatever you call it, has hindered Scottish football.

  2. God and the Officials...

    In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part.

    Then God said, "Let there be light!"

    Immediately, the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a large ball of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, and that he would obtain a building permit and to conserve energy, He would have the light out half the time. God agreed and offered to call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". The officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.

    God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plant yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit."

    The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.

    Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth."

    The officials pointed out that this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubon Society. Everything was okay until God said the project would be completed in six days. The officials said it would take at least two hundred days to review the applications and the impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be ten to twelve months before...

    At this point God created Hell/Septic park.

  3. Give him the respect he deserves, let him go at the top. We'll win the league probably at a canter and too be honest winning cups is not going to change where we are. He's been a massive servant over the past few years and doesn't deserve to go this way, if he's that enclined to work with Green he'll walk with his head held high. I can't bear to kick one of our own out the door. He's Rangers through and through but that doesn't make him invincible. He'll know if it's not good enough, cos he hurts as much as us. I personally can go without a pishy league cup or FA cup if it meant him walking away with his head high and his diginty intack.

  4. The law would have been far more simple, if they had allowed you to sing whatever at a football match (private ground) and punish anything deemed offensive outside. The idea of punishing one individual when 2500 are singing as well seems ridiculous. More to the the point the constable should be questioned for massaging the C**l*c attendance.

    P.s If I was the said person I would have asked the constable to state his religion, just a thought.

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