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Of the following.

1. smell shit for the rest of your life

or have 'copacabana' playing in your ears constantly?

2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

3. Be able to fly

or be invisible on demand?

4. Loose the sight in one eye

or loose one of your legs?

5. Die of thirst

or die of a sneezing fit?

6. Talk like a Scouser for the rest of your life

or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life?

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent

or be repulsive but virile?

8. Eat a hairy pizza

or a toenail baguette?

9. Be in prison for a month

or be in a mental hospital for a month?

10. Have the reputation as a sexist

or be thought of as a retard?

11. Look like Neil Lennon

or look like Davie Dodds?

12. Be Peter Stringfellow's Thong

or Rod Stewarts posing pouch?

Have to choose one!

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1. smell shit for the rest of your life

or have 'copacabana' playing in your ears constantly?

2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

3. Be able to fly

or be invisible on demand?

4. Loose the sight in one eye

or loose one of your legs?

5. Die of thirst

or die of a sneezing fit?

6. Talk like a Scouser for the rest of your life

or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life?

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent

or be repulsive but virile?

8. Eat a hairy pizza

or a toenail baguette?

9. Be in prison for a month

or be in a mental hospital for a month?

10. Have the reputation as a sexist

or be thought of as a retard?

11. Look like Neil Lennon

or look like Davie Dodds?

Have to choose one!

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1. smell shit for the rest of your life

or have 'copacabana' playing in your ears constantly?

2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

3. Be able to fly

or be invisible on demand?

4. Loose the sight in one eye

or loose one of your legs? (tough one, as long as i could play footy!)

5. Die of thirst

or die of a sneezing fit?

6. Talk like a Scouser for the rest of your life

or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life?

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent

or be repulsive but virile?

8. Eat a hairy pizza

or a toenail baguette?

9. Be in prison for a month

or be in a mental hospital for a month?

10. Have the reputation as a sexist

or be thought of as a retard?

11. Look like Neil Lennon

or look like Davie Dodds?

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1. smell shit for the rest of your life - the lesser of two evils

2. Never have sex again - my right hand is better than MM.

3. Be invisible on demand? - Playboy Mansion here I come B)

4. Loose the sight in one eye - meh...

5. die of a sneezing fit? - Hilarious.

6. or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life? Arr.... :pipe:

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent :ph43r:

8. Eat a hairy pizza

9. Be in prison for a month - Might make some good contacts :pipe:

10. Have the reputation as a sexist - More so...

11. Look like Davie Dodds? - (king)

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Of the following.

1. smell shit for the rest of your life

or have 'copacabana' playing in your ears constantly?

2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

3. Be able to fly

or be invisible on demand?

4. Loose the sight in one eye

or loose one of your legs?

5. Die of thirst

or die of a sneezing fit?

6. Talk like a Scouser for the rest of your life

or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life?

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent

or be repulsive but virile?

8. Eat a hairy pizza

or a toenail baguette?

9. Be in prison for a month

or be in a mental hospital for a month? would be interesting =]

10. Have the reputation as a sexist

or be thought of as a retard?

11. Look like Neil Lennon

or look like Davie Dodds? i dont know what either look like =]

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1. smell shit for the rest of your life

or have 'copacabana' playing in your ears constantly? it might drown out the voices

2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

3. Be able to fly

or be invisible on demand?

4. Loose the sight in one eye

or loose one of your legs?

5. Die of thirst

or die of a sneezing fit?

6. Talk like a Scouser for the rest of your life

or talk like a farmer (Dorset) for the rest of your life? oooh arrrr traaactorrrr

7. Be fancied by everyone but impotent

or be repulsive but virile?

8. Eat a hairy pizza

or a toenail baguette?

9. Be in prison for a month

or be in a mental hospital for a month?

10. Have the reputation as a sexist

or be thought of as a retard?

11. Look like Neil Lennon

or look like Davie Dodds? otherwise i'd punch myself all the time

12. Be Peter Stringfellow's Thong

or Rod Stewarts posing pouch?

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Luffy 3, 8 and 12

i dont have to answer those

cause i dont wanna

and yoo cant make me

:P

<_<

You can be so difficult some times.

The whole point is to choose one, if you don't know the answer......Have a guess. (tu)

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Luffy 3, 8 and 12

i dont have to answer those

cause i dont wanna

and yoo cant make me

:P

<_<

You can be so difficult some times.

The whole point is to choose one, if you don't know the answer......Have a guess. (tu)

i'd rather be difficult

:P

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2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

I take it you like Johnny Vegas Jadams? :o

Some sex is better than no sex partay partay

from what iv heard, not with yoo

=]

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2. Never have sex again

or only have sex with Michelle McManuas/Johnny Vegas for the rest of your life?

I take it you like Johnny Vegas Jadams? :o

Some sex is better than no sex partay partay

from what iv heard, not with yoo

=]

:rolleyes:

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