simplythebestest

The slack passes are unbearable to watch

One thing this team seems to be able to do really well at times is defence splitting through balls.

Hard to mind when you're unconscious tbf

Defender's head. Was a sore one

I want to see our players coax the opposition to stick a foot in between our player and the ball, then when they do, demolish the back of their calf with a toe bash. As the opposition player is stretchered off, pressure the ref to card them for obstruction. That's the rule, right?

Can you imagine the job of trying to offload some of these players for any money? We'd need Houdini to make them disappear.

Wish he was lost

Need a manager that will ruthlessly drop/sell/ship out the frauds and can actually scout a player properly. This isn't just a shambles, it's a shambles many years in the making.

It's tough to win when you're not allowed to

That's a howling decision. Not one we should let go.

That's legitimately cheating

It's gonna be a long season

Scrambled away. At least we cleared our lines. Some chance for them. Can't switch off for a minute here.

Oooooft. What is it wae Tav?! Fucking machine.

Cifu doing everything wrong

Butland saving blushes here

Souttar miles off it

It's been coming ffs. Winning tonight was always a big ask, but they've ripped us here.

Wow, let off. He looks a nightmare to mark.

Easy enough save, but good hands from Butland

PSV lads looking fired up

If Sima had a good footballing brain he'd be quality. Hope the coaches are working on his decision making.

Matondo is pacey with a strong dig. Could be essential for us if it all clicks.

Wonder what Matondo's 100m time is. He's rapid.

Now there's a rabbit hole I wasn't expecting to be going down today