Eric_Caldow

:lol:

http://trafficscotland.org/lev/view/?cam=97 Bill Oddie is up there now with his Erskine Bridge Watch team. Seems they're looking for the lesser spotted diving green tit.

...and here was me thinking that he was just a paper boy. He'll be blown away with all this attention.

The political repercussions would amazing. No Rangers, no money in Scottish football, SFL and SPL trying to talk nice to English FA. Alex Salmond would be choking on his already oversized thyroid.

True, very true. RIP Gumswinger.

It's ok Gunslin... oh right.

Well all you had to say was sorry to the OP.

It must be hard watching that popcorn-toothed animal actually pretend he's a fucking manager. But, eventually your board will realise that they have started a war they can't win.

I think you'll find that it was you who started the wind up on this thread.

You may know more about that than I do, Declan.

Now then, where to start....erm...well...maybe.. ah fuck it, your hole's big enough. Enjoy the climb.

The guy was being satirical. Satire may not be to your liking but you came across as an uneducated arsehole for digging him up about it. It lets the side down old chap, when you consider that there are kiddyfiddlers reading the site, hoping they can prove they are actually smarter than the Chosen Ones.

Well they say the pen is mightier than the sword. Unfortunately, some chap wasn't impressed with the OP's literary style and it has sadly come to this, my good man.

Plumbing?

Ohh the Glesgae banter. :lol:

Succinct, and to the point.

Got to be one of the best fishing threads ever (can I call it a fishing thread?)

About what?

Excellent as always, D'Art.

Just how bad do you think the SPL sanctions are going to be?

Aye, they don't write the old ones like they used to.

Are you trying to suss out the colourblind and illiterate posters?

..or The Knights who say "Ni ...cash".

It's either lawyer speak for "You, ootside, now", or it's Klingon for "Who fucking left that lying there?"