CholmondleyWarner

I haven't left the house!

No worries, best get to my bed soon then. Disclaimer : To avoid confusion my LCC hat is for Lancashire Cricket Club and nowt to do with the legalisation of soft drugs given mention of plying the Fare chap with spliffs in this thread.

Better hide my baldy napper under a hat then.

Is it shorts weather? I might get my bronzed pins out!

Sad news. RIP Billy.

He's not a fan of Wimbledon common and he can park the Hummer at the wee car park round the side and get the subway into town to head to Karbon.

He drinks in the Grapes, He drinks in the Grapes, El Hadj Diouf, He drinks in the Grapes!

Agree with Molde. The LA thing must have been cos you booked that shite hotel, it was spot on in the one where me & Mrs C stayed.

The flight home usually is, I am generally sleeping by then.

What are you inferring Den!!!!!

Thats a cunt of a walk home from there for the KPL, me and Doakie have always thought that the Clachan was ripe for turning into a Loyalist superclub!

Something about abuse of power, last king of Scotland and tin pot dictatorships.

Google search for Penfold lookalike dinosaurs returned no results!!!!!

Dinosaur related insults from Pterodactyl nose, quite apt!!!!!

Are you for real, the sarcasm is dripping from his post!

You could have knocked me down with a feather when I read that bit just there.

They wouldn't let you in you would be a liability!

£50 quid kebabs, high quality grub for the food snobs!

Snap, just you stay out of my road though and only speak when you are spoken too.

"Due to cost and flight times there will only be an overnight trip available for the Bursaspor fixture" That is from the travel club e-mail mate.

Thats as the crow flies. Theres a big bit of water between Bursa and Istanbul mate, driving distance is 149 miles.

You will need a heavy duty uni-cycle & trailer if Dickie Bubble is going.

When are you taking deposits for the the Kinning Park uni-cycle & trailer?

So in our current financial quandry you want us to take a 1.7 million pound hit on a player tied up on a contract which doesn't end in the next year. I think you may be a worthy successor to our perma tanned chief executive when its decided we cannot renew his contract. Maybe it will release funds to tie up Broady on a long term deal! PS Hi Penfold Cant wait till the uni-cycle to Inverness.

ah the old govan foxhunters we werent to be messed with Still have the flag.