The Scunner

I'm surprised they let him into the stadiums topless.

Why is everyone convinced he's taking drugs? Had he been seen taking drugs?

He honestly looks like he can't be arsed being a footballer, like he was forced into it against his will. I smell a payoff coming.

No wonder RM has a terrible uptake on new members.

FFS, is this really the kind of place where you're not allowed to challenge the establishment?

You and your sidekick The Godfather will eventually learn some manners.

You should do your own comedy tour.

The Scunner knows who you really are...

Can't believe you got to over 27K likes with tragic patter like this.

Thought for a moment you had some kind of official role on the forum, but it turns out you're just a wee whiney wank. Think most people with the clubs best interests at heart would buy a top, regardless of who produced it.

Why?

This thread is a shambles. "Support your team".....unless it goes against your fashion standards.

Which was my point, about paranoid parenting.

Must mean it's never happened then, just because you've never personally witnessed it.

Agree, but we live in a society where parents are shit scared just to let their kids out to play, nevermind dress them in something that might attract trouble. Maybe just a Glasgow thing though.

You must be the forum pit bull, tasked with menacing the new members. You're barking up the wrong tree here bud, but feel free to carry on anyway.

Did he though? Everton and Newcastle?

Whatever you say bud.

In a society that is becoming increasingly non-religious and more diverse, kids don't really want to be singing songs about religious battles from the 17th century.

Nothing wrong with being a bit cuddly!

Ok Gok Wan.

How can you be too old or too out of shape to wear a football top?

At least if we went with Admiral we'd be giving our cash to a British company, instead of Germans or Yanks.

Kids don't want to be defenders.

Kids want heroes to follow, put their posters on the wall, emulate their skills down at the local park. Can't think of a single player in our team who fits that description. Can't imagine kids playing down the park, one shouts "I'm Messi" and the other one shouts "I'm Windass".