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Little Rangers peom I wrote for Christmas


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Don't really know why but just wrote it this morning......(works better as a rap!)

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If Shagger wasny playin football, he'd be on the dole

On the pitch he plays in goals, off the pitch he fills all holes

We're a proddy team so we will never beg

Big Davie's slow but reads the future like Mystic Meg

Boyd says he's on a protein shake, but really it's a keg

The guy who plays right back, canny cook an egg

Now, we're not scared of the opposition

Cos we got a guy who plays every possition

His names a secret, but between you and me...

It sounds a bit like "Fig Tree"

On the wing there's Beasley, some people call him a jessy

But we still wouldny trade him for Lionel Messi

Only jokin, we obviousy would

Even though he's turned out to be quite good

Gonna bring this to an end cos I'm pretty hungover

Can't believe Scott Brown still drives a Nova!

I left some players out, they'd say "what about me"

But the leagues in the bag

So here's to 53

:cheers:

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you have too much time on yer hands buddie

good effort though

lol

we all have to start somewhere

my first song was pish too

but i got it framed as a reminder

still hangs on my wall next to my fav guitar

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you have too much time on yer hands buddie

good effort though

lol

we all have to start somewhere

my first song was pish too

but i got it framed as a reminder

still hangs on my wall next to my fav guitar

Didney know you were a songwriter Davie - wait til I get hame to see you

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Don't really know why but just wrote it this morning......(works better as a rap!)

To the OP, that's brilliant. (tu)

{Where's the "shakes-head-in-utter-disbelief-and-looks-out-old-fishing-rod" smilie when you need it?}

You should try and get it published.

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